Next Few Incorrect Quotes Are Gonna Be Out Of Order Bc I’m Lazy But This Is Fine-

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

Incorrect Quote 38/50

MC: This dress looks great!

Asmodeus: And it would look even better on Levi's floor.

Leviathan, blushing furiously: Are you hitting on MC... for me?

Asmodeus: Well you weren't going to do it.

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Belphegor (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 10/50

MC: Here you are Lucifer, nice hot cup of coffee.

Lucifer: Oh, it's cold.

MC: Nice cup of coffee.

Lucifer: It's horrible!

MC: Cup of coffee.

Lucifer: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

MC: Cup.

Incorrect Quotes 3/50

Mammon: *hears a bang*

Mammon: *throws MC over his shoulder*

Mammon: BEEL GRAB THE SMALL ONES FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS

Incorrect Quotes 53/50

Satan: Can we get coffee?

MC: Is this a date or is it because you’ll end up strangling someone if you don’t get caffeine in your system.

Satan: ...

MC: I shouldn’t have asked.

Incorrect Quote 56/50

Asmodeus: MC, truth or dare?

MC: Truth.

Asmodeus: Do you have romantic feelings for anyone in this room?

Leviathan: *chokes on his water*

Satan and Lucifer: Leaning in with a smile*

Belphegor: *opening his eyes to watch*

Beelzebub: *stops eating for a moment and pays attention:

Mammon: *already thinking that he's going to hear his name.

MC: Dare.

Asmodeus, with a wider smile: I dare you to tell us who you have romantic feelings for!

MC: ...

MC: Never have I ever-

Asmodeus: THat'S nOt tHE GaME-

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Imagine (Shigaraki Tomura):

You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.

(Imagine below the cut)

You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.

The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.

When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.

“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”

You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.

“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”

Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.

Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.

“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”

You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.

What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.

He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.

He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.

When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.

“You forgot me.” 

The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.

Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.

“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”

One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.

“Took you long enough.”