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Diavolo: Know why I called you in here?

Lucifer, embarrassed and dead inside: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Diavolo: *stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Diavolo: Wait, accidentally?

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Beelzebub: There's no 'I' in brothers but there's one in Pizza.

Mammon: So you're not going to share.

Beelzebub: I'm not going to share.

Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.

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Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?

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MC: Since when is babysitting Mammon my-

MC: Oh my god, that's exactly my job.

Imagine (Hizashi Yamada):

Once you meet eyes with your soulmate, you can both see color. You just transferred from America back to Japan after five years be a teaching assistant for Aizawa and your life exploded into colors when you met his friend, the eccentric music teacher.

(Imagine below the cut)

 Getting into the school took longer then you would have liked.

You were stopped every five minutes by excited fans on the way to the airport, and once in the Japan airport, you were ambushed by more fans.

You loved your fans, you really did.

But it was too much on your first day when you just wanted to get over the jetlag.

The weekend was nice and quiet, so when you got to U.A, you were surprised by the amount of energy that your students had when you stepped into the room.

The morning went by without a hitch thank god, and then it was lunch break.

 You were shown to the breakroom by Aizawa, who then climbed into a bright yellow sleeping bag to take a nap.

When the blond pro hero bursts through the door, you just about have a heart attack.

After he apologizes for scaring you, you finally meet eyes with the excitable pro, and suddenly you can see.

Your world explodes into color and you both freeze.

Aizawa mumbles something along the lines of ‘finally they’re quiet’ but neither of you notice.

The two of you are two busy drinking in the colors around you.

Finally Hizashi snaps out of it and his grin widens until you’re worried he’s going to hurt his face.

He’s all over you in seconds, asking question like ‘what’s your favorite animal and your name’ 

After exchanging questions, answers and numbers, the two of you promise to meet after school for your first date.

You can easily hear Hizashi from next door as he excitedly yells to your students that he found his soulmate today.

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Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.

Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.

Are these snaps? Like little buttons that can come undone with a good hard yank

Because like

OwO

How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????

I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭

Share your luck pls I just want Levi

Imagine (Dabi/Touya Todoroki):

You have your soulmate’s name on one wrist, and your mortal enemy’s name on the other. One wrist says Touya Todoroki, while the other says Dabi.

(Imagine below the cut)

Many heroes with this kind of soulmark left their wrists unwrapped in hopes of their soulmate seeing their name and going to meet them.

You were one of those heroes.

You had been told that Touya Todoroki was dead, and Dabi was a villain.

But like a fool, you hoped that maybe Touya was just hiding out somewhere and needed a reason to show himself.

Meeting Dabi for the first time while you were on patrol was terrifying. 

You had been called by a few civilians to check out suspicious activities in a supposedly empty bar.

Your sidekick used their quirk to phase the two of you through a back wall, and the two of you split up to check the place out.

You didn’t notice when someone came up behind you from a mostly hidden hallway so when you were thrown against a wall you were surprised to say the least.

The blue fire on the hand in front of your face was even most terrifying.

Cerulean eyes stared back at your own, before dropping down to your exposed forearms when they registered black ink.

You were prepared to fight the man who you recognized as Dabi from the league of villains, but an annoyed sigh made you hesitate.

His eyes were locked on the names on your wrists, and you knew that his name was there.

What you didn’t know, was that both names were his, so his laughter took you by surprise.

“Well, you don’t see that every day. You must be Y/n.”