Yk Time Of Dead Of Night When You Get Yourself Locked Out Of Your House And Try Not To Freeze?

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

archivist in the dashcon ball pit

Q is a mechanism

he is immortal, he is in space, he causes violence for his own amusement, he is queer

now he just needs a mechanical part of himself

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

Today I mistook Kayne for Will Wood.

That got me thinking about all that killing your alternates mess, he got himself into and I thought that Will Wood is the only alternate Kayne couldn’t kill. Because Will just beat him up in his skibidi sigma rizz rap battle and Kayne got so upset that he ate Will’s mike and ran off to some other alternative universe, wiping the humiliation of the minds.

Basically Kayne is the reason why Will don’t remember 2012, yeah, how could we not see it.

my stream of consciousness is so stream of consciousness

Malevolent and Gravity Falls fandom please do your thing, I need to know what an accurate Kayne vs Bill Cipher fight would look like 🙏.

“Alas, poor Yorick.”

composition was originally inspired by this image of jeremy brett cast in Hamlet, literally holding Yorick lol (swear I was not going to make this painting as complicated as it turned out but I learn from the best when it comes to falling down holes.)

ramble but this just Really turned into me wanted to convey how simultaneously badass and absolutely fucked Arthur is. Just in general, but of course referencing the latest arc… also wanted an excuse to properly paint John’s hand, the wood thing fun as hell. 14hrs of my life used efficiently I say. Malevolent podcast you absolute parasite (positive).

Version where Arthur is just a little different\/

you ever feel the all consuming

For media, connection, or even just food?

look, brain.

ive only been dating my gf for 4 months, we cant be having wedding dreams yet