"I Make Myself Want To Cry."
"I make myself want to cry."
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no clue what gave them the idea.
Need help with artifacts? Here are some guides for beginners:
I made these and posted them on the Hoyo lab forums for Genshin, but thought the info wouldnt hurt to share here either.
These guides are aimed towards people who are beginners/ dont know how artifacts work, so more experienced players will probs find not much of use here lol.
Ask questions if you dont understand anything, I'm here to spread knowledge :))
Signs that you're in love with the prince of England:
[This has been sitting in the notes app on my phone for over a year bc I kept forgetting to format and post it]
Reminiscent of the Signs that you’re in love your roommate post that I made a few years ago
On Page 7: the first time you talk about him, you mention him jerking off (okay, I will admit this one is a bit of a stretch, but I’m just getting started)
On Page 10: you imagine “twirling around a ballroom while [he] drones sweet nothings” in your ear (and blush about it!)
On Page 11: you liken him to Prince Charming (another stretch)
On Page 14: you spend half the page describing him in quite complimentary terms (”infuriatingly symmetrical"? Really, Alex?)
On Page 14: you get upset thinking that his dancing with your sister has something to do with you
On Page 15: you clearly remember the first time you really saw him
On Page 16: you used to sneak into your sister’s room to touch his hair in a picture
On Page 16: you imagined taking said picture and keeping it in your room
On Page 16: you say he’s beautiful
On Page 18: you get defensive and upset when he insinuates that you may be obsessed with him
On Page 19: you delight in the glimpse of his personality
On Page 19: in all the wreckage, you manage to see a small cut on his cheek out of the corner of your eye
On Page 30: you already know everything about him from “hate reading” his Wikipedia page
On Page 36: you describe him poetically. Or really, the way you describe him in that entire page. His hands, his eyes…
On Page 43: you say he’s fresh and handsome and his hair looks soft
On Page 43: you say he is annoyingly attractive (and are so distracted you almost don’t hear a question you’re being asked (on television!!)
On Page 48: you enjoyed that slightly erotic fight you just had with him
On Page 50: you remember the first time you met him “down to the Union Jack on [his] anorak”
On Page 53: one of the first things you say after giving him your number is “no booty calls”
On Page 59: Luna doesn’t believe that you’re not into the prince
On Page 59: you stared at a photo of him for an hour
On Page 71: you have a stupid smile every time you look at your phone while texting him
On Page 73: you know he’s frowning at his phone
On Page 77: you text him every day
On Page 80: you imagine him killing you sensually (yeah, I’m reaching again but this page is great)
On Page 82: you get a big smile at something he says
On Page 83: You’re still smiling
On Page 91-92: You tell him about all your family drama/baggage
On Page 95: your sister compares your relationship with him to fake dating turned falling in love trope
On Page 96: you feel warm and nervous when your sister says you like him
On Page 98: you think he has a beautiful face
On Page 99: you really like him
On Page 101: you find him endearing
On Page 102: you feel a strange spark in your gut at the way he’s watching you
On Page 103: you feel giddy when he gets jealous of you dancing with someone else
On Page 106: You’re thinking about absorbing some of the “much” for him to help him
On Page 108: you don’t mind kissing him
On Page 108: kissing him is nothing like kissing anyone you’ve ever kissed before
On Page 109: you can’t stop thinking about the kiss
On Page 113: you think about him and something twists in your chest
On Page 113: You’re so caught caught up in thinking about his body that you trip and skin your knee
On Page 114: you’ve wanted to kiss him this entire time
On Page 115: You’re always thinking about him, no matter how hard you try to distract yourself
On Page 120: You’re Draco Malfoy level obsessed with him and have been for years
On Page 120: you long-distance flirt with him every day
On Page 120: basically everything that Nora is saying on this page about you…
On Page 124: you get pissed when you see him kissing someone else, before you calm down enough to think it through logically
On Page 129: You’re into his British accent
On Page 132: you feel lit up with a feeling that has probably always been there
On Page 135: you have to remind yourself that you don’t have feelings for him
On Page 145: you have to remind yourself not to care too much
On Page 158: You’re kind of obsessed with him
On Page 159-160: after seeing a picture of him, your heart does a weird thing (that definitely isn’t a whole thing)
On Page 160: You’re just as attracted to his dark moods as the rest of them
On Page 172: you open up to him about things you don’t say to anyone else
On Page 183: your migraine “demands soothing images of Henry looking cozy and picturesque”
On Page 198: you’ve never met a challenge you didn’t live, and he is a challenge
On Page 199: you know all his ticks
On Page 200: you wish you could wake up with him and watch him get ready for the day every morning
On Page 219-220: he plays "Your Song” and you have to tell yourself that you aren’t there to fall in love with him
On Page 227: he’s the one you want to call when you’re going through a rough time
On Page 234: it wouldn’t make a difference if you were told not to see him again
On Page 243: even after everything that has happened, you still feel like you want to know more of him
On Page 257: You’re “so in love [you] could die”
At this point he’s finally admitted it, and I could have stopped but decided to keep going:
On Page 257: you’ve been falling in love with him for years
On Page 263: you try to tell him you love him
On Page 266-267: for a full week, you go crazy after he ghosts you
On Page 267-270: you fly to a whole other country to confront him and won’t leave until he lets you in
On Page 271: you tell him you love him. Twice.
On Page 277: you feel something about him knowing how you like your coffee
On Page 283: you’ve been thinking about how a relationship with him would work since that first time he kissed you
On Page 291: you refer to him as one of your homes
On Page 302-303: you make a list of things you love about him
On Page 312: you’re willing to risk ruining your life for him
On Page 312: you’re never gonna love anyone else like you love him
On Page 328: you feel forever about him. and you’ve known it all along
On Page 344: you love him on purpose
LGBTQ+ Book Rec. ((Pt.2)) - Teen/YA
Honor Girl: A Graphic Memoir - Maggie Thrash - wlw
Simon vs. the Homosapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli - mlm
I Wish You All the Best - Mason Deaver - Nonbinary, Queer
Felix Ever After - Kacen Callender - Transboy, Queer ((THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, I RECOMMEND IT SO MUCH, IT HAS SO MUCH REPRESENTATION))
They Both Die at the End - Adam Silvera - mlm, Bisexual, Queer
Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuinston - mlm, Bisexual, Gay ((I ALSO 100% RECOMMEND THIS ONE IM OBSESSED WITH IT RIGHT NOW IT'S SO SO GOOD))
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire Sáenz - mlm
A Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue - Mackenzi Lee - mlm, Bisexual
Clap When You Land - Elizabeth Acevedo - wlw, Lesbian
Wilder Girls - Rory Power - wlw
History Is All You Left Me - Adam Silvera - mlm, Gay, Bisexual
Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas - Transboy, Gay, mlm ((I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, IT'S SO GOOD))
The way this is the thing Omar chose to interact with on Twitter tonight. It already had me howling before he replied to it too. 😂😂
I’m going to do it. I’m going to do it. This is it, I’m gonna do it. Presenting: THE EXPLAINING REALM OF THE ELDERLINGS TO RAZZ PROJECT SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS BUT THEY CAN STILL ENJOY MY SHITPOSTING ABOUT IT
PART ONE: ASSASSIN’S APPRENTICE PART ONE-A: CAST OF CHARACTERS THE FARSEERS (The royal family of the Six Duchies, every member of this clan is a hot mess. I will also be including Farseers-by-marriage in this category). Nameless/Fitz/Fitzchivalry: The POV character, King-in-Waiting Chivalry’s bastard whose name is literally “Chivarly’s Bastard.” Prince Chivalry: Fitz’s father who never has an on-screen appearance. He was first in line to the throne but abdicates when Fitz shows up. Prince Verity: Chiv’s younger brother, the Nice Uncle who becomes the new King-in-Waiting. Honest as his name and good at sports. Prince Regal: Chivalry and Verity’s younger half-brother, the Mean Uncle. Vain and power hungry and has like negative three redeeming qualities. King Shrewd: Current king, kind of getting on in years but not yet totally decrepit. He’s an ends-justify-the-means guy but not in an evil way. Chade: King Shrewd’s older half-brother on the wrong side of the sheets. An assassin. Lives in the walls. Has a weasel. August: Fourth? In line for the throne, he’s someone’s cousin, I forget whose, but he can do the Skill, so he’s here. Queen Constance: Chivalry and Verity’s mom. Shrewd’s arranged-marriage wife. Dead. Queen Desire: Regal’s mom. Shrewd’s midlife crisis trophy wife. Suffers from what we will discreetly call “substance abuse disorder.” Is a Mythic Bitch. Patience: Chivalry’s wife. Has ADHD. Can’t have children. Weird, but nice. (Kettricken is grouped with Rurisk so he doesn’t get lonely). CASTLE AND STABLE FOLK (and Molly) Burrich: Fitz’s pseudo-father and keeper. Stablemaster of Buckkeep, former right hand man to Chivalry. Was an adventurer like you until he took a pig to the knee. Cobb: Burrich’s apprentice. That’s kind of it, but he’s worth mentioning. Hands: A stablehand and Fitz’s friend. Likes redheads. Claims to have fucked a million women. Hasn’t. Lacy: Patience’s serving woman and bestie. Makes lace, nods indulgently and will stab you. The Fool: Albino freak-child who serves as King Shrewd’s jester. People are kind of afraid of him. Sometimes appears to yell word-salad at Fitz or walk his dog for him. Galen: Potions, er, Skill-master. Walks around the keep sneering at people. Supposed to teach people how to Skill, but isn’t good at it. Skill Students: Will not become important until next book. Molly Nosebleed: A pugnacious street girl who lives in Buckkeep Town. Fitz hangs out with her when he can. MOUNTAIN FOLK Rurisk: Prince of the Mountain Kingdom. Took an arrow to the chest and kept on truckin’. Used to be friends with Chivalry, is a pretty stand up guy. Hope nothing happens to him. Kettricken: Rurisk’s younger sister, betrothed to Verity (and later married) late in the book. Picture Gwendolyn Christie. Now give her a sword and a sense of duty that’ll blow you into next Tuesday. Jonqui: Kettricken’s aunt. No nonsense. Thinks Fitz is cute. PETS Nosy: Hound dog puppy. Bonded to Fitz. Smithy: I think Smithy’s like a French Bulldog or something? Fitz calls him a “terrier” but he’s not a ratting breed, he’s kind of muscly… anyway, bonded to Fitz. Sooty: Fitz’s horse. Best mare, perfect cinnamon roll and can do no wrong. Vixen: Burrich’s dog and Nosy’s mother. Good dog. Slink: A weasel belonging to Chade. MAGICS (I know magic is not a character, but they do have to be explained somewhere) The Wit: The ability to “bond” with certain animals and speak with them, as well as sense life force and to do a kind of mental shove at people. You tend to act a little like the animal you’ve bonded to. Witted people are considered gross and animalistic and are run out of town or put to death. The Skill: Telepathy. Considered the “birthright” of the Farseers. Most people can sense it at least a little, but it takes inborn talent and a lot of careful training to do anything useful with it. Skilling apparently feels awesome but if you give in to the temptation to fully open yourself to it you can get sucked out of your own brain. and… fuck I think that’s it, I intended this to be quick and simple but nothing is fucking simple in this series. I’m gonna go take a nap.
badassery if you ask me
Barbara Gordon in Batman (2016)
🎨 Jorge Jimenez
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