Me In 10 Years Probably: [looking Down At A Picture] My Beautiful Husband…

Me in 10 years probably: [looking down at a picture] my beautiful husband…

Husband: aww

Me: [is holding a picture of Kim Namjoon] not you

Places to buy food in Genshin Impact

Food + Ingredients. Some of these places sells recipes and other stuff too.

There's some character ascencion materials here. These are in bold and i tagged the characters.

Sara - Mondstadt

Teyvat Fried Egg Chicken Mushroom Skewer Fisherman's Toast Flour Cream Smoked Fowl Butter Ham Sugar Crab Roe Jam Cheese Bacon Sausage

Blanche - Mondstadt

Salt Pepper Onion Milk Cabbage Potato Wheat

Charles - Mondstadt

Wolfhook Juice Berry & Mint Burst Apple Cider

Flora - Mondstadt

Sweet Flower Windwheel Aster (Traveler, Sucrose, Bennett) Cecilia (Venti, Albedo) Small Lamp Grass (Amber, Diluc, Fischl) Calla Lily (Kaeya, Diona)

Draff - Springvale

Raw meat Fowl Bird Egg

Brook - Springvale

Steak Chicken Mushroom Skewer Northern Smoked Chicken

Chloris - Thousand Winds Temple Road

Snapdragon Mint Valberry (Lisa, Noelle, Rosaria) Philanemo Mushroom (Barbara, Klee, Mona) Wolfhook (Razor)

Harris - Camp next to Dragonspine

Radish Veggie Soup Steak Jewelry Soup

Pops Zhou - Stone Gate

Pops' Teas

Ms. Bai - Qince Village

Qingce Stir Fry Tofu Almond Silk Flower (Hu Tao, Xingqiu) Glaze Lily (Ningguang)

Pops Kai - Qince Village

Pops' Teas

Verr Goldet - Wangshu Inn

Almond Tofu Matsutake Meat Rolls Jueyun Chili Chicken Noodles with Mountain Delicacies Chicken Mushroom Skewer Matsutake Butter Sausage Silk Flower (Hu Tao, Xingqiu) Violetgrass (Qiqi, Xinyan)

Mr Zhu - Luhua Pool

Pops' Teas Mora Meat Stir Fried Filet

Herbalist Gui - Liyue Harbor

Qingxin (Ganyu, Xiao) Horsetail Lotus Head Mist Flower Corolla Flaming Flower Stamen Violetgrass (Qiqi, Xinyan)

Licai - Liyue Harbor

Stone Harbor Delicacies Noodles with Mountain Delicacies Cured Pork with Dry Hotpot Tianshu Meat

Yueshu - Liyue Harbor

Stir-Fried Fish Noodles Golden Shrimp Balls Fullmoon Egg Golden Crab

Changshun - Liyue Harbor

Potato Sugar Cheese Cor Lapis (Keqing, Zhongli, Chongyun) Electro Crystal

Dongsheng - Liyue Harbor

Salt Pepper Onion Milk Tomato Cabbage Potato Wheat Shrimp Meat Tofu Almond Rice

Chen the Sharp - Liyue Harbor

Delicious Grilled Tiger Fish Stir-Fried Filet

Chef Mao - Liyue Harbor

Teyvat Fried Egg Fisherman's Toast Chicken-Mushroom Skewer Sausage Lotus Head

Matsutake

Radish

Flour

Sugar

Ham

Fish

Crab Bamboo Shoot Mushroom Carrot Jueyun Chili (Xiangling)

Su Er'niang - Liyue Harbor

Delicious Zhongyuan Chop Suey Mora Meat

Uncle Sun - Liyue Harbor

Fish Crab Shrimp Meat

Uncle Gao - Liyue Harbor

Fish 3x Fish

Bolai - Liyue Harbor

Apple Sunsettia Fish Starconch (Childe)

Obata - Ritou

Fish Crab Shrimp Meat Sea Ganoderma (Kazuha)

Karpillia - Ritou

Dandelion Seed (Jean, Eula)

Ryouko - Ritou

Delicious Dry-Braised Salted Fish Egg Roll

Kiminami Anna - Inazuma City

Delicious Rice Cake Soup Mushroom Pizza Special Mushroom Pizza

Aoi - Inazuma City

Salt Pepper Onion Milk Tomato Cabbage Potato Wheat Rice Shrimp Meat Tofu Naku Weed (Yoimiya)

Shimura Kanbei - Inazuma City

Teyvat Fried Egg Chicken-Mushroom Skewer Fisherman's Toast Fish Crab Seagrass Lavender Melon Radish Sausage Bacon Flour Sugar

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kettlemebroke

5 years ago

Google: how to cope with no more Untamed episodes, bts, novel chapters, interviews, etc and a broken heart???

Error 404 - Page Not Found // there’s no way to cope T^T

dhsjdj but actually !!! there’s still the audiodrama, manhua (be warned some of the credit pages are graphic and may be uncomfy), and donghua! once those are over we live off fanart, metas, and fanfics ;~;

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kettlemebroke

3 years ago

I think the reason why advice around "good writing" and "bad writing" doesn't really resonate for me is the fact that writing is contextual.

Any item on a list of "writing mistakes" can be used as an effective tool given the right context. Just like following every "good writing rule" at the same time can make the end result seem forced or overworked.

Yes, you need to know the basics of grammar and punctuation etc. But once you know the rules, breaking them can create a really powerful voice.

Break the rules. Experiment. Find the "wrong" ways that work for you. That's one way you can start to find your own personal writing style.

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kettlemebroke

2 years ago

Reading TBoSaS was an eye opening experience for me because for a minute I was like Katniss and Peeta had it so much better than Lucy and these other children who were treated like literal animals- transporting them like livestock and putting them in cages not to mention the very public, dehumanizing parades. But then I was horrified at myself because I couldn’t believe myself. It wasn’t better at all, Katniss and Peeta were brought there for the same exact purpose and putting them in fancy dresses and providing them with expensive amenities doesn’t take it away. It’s still the same horrible, wretched, gruesome tradition, I just thought it was better because it was also wrapped up nicely with a pretty bow which I guess was the whole point.

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kettlemebroke

7 years ago

Taegi, Jikook, Namjin, Yoonmin, Taekook Fics

What Can I Do? Your Eyes Became My HomeQue rant:

oKAY GUYS

There is this absolutley brilliant author who goes by SOFTAGUSTD on AO3 and is @phanadox on tumblr and I felt the tremendous need to reccommend you every single one of her stories.

Settle Down and Let Me Know If You’ll Stay // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook “I can grant you three, no wait it’s four. Four wishes! Just say the word!” “What?” Or the one where Taehyung is a genie who found himself in the company of a drunk with a wicked personality and can’t help but want to make him happy. (FREAKING AMAZING (although legit all of them are))

You Were Beautiful On A Sleepless Night // Yoonmin, Taekook, Namjin “So you’ve been eavesdropping on my conversations with my family?” “Yes, now, listen. About that rash you’ve been talking about, I looked it up and found some medicine.” “Fuck off!” Or the one where Yoongi can’t sleep so he goes out into his balcony to smoke and listen to the family upstairs talk. And the Park’s family doesn’t know how to shut their balcony door.

It’s Still Beautiful How You See the World // Jikook, Namjin, Taegi “Wait, you promised him that if he graduates from high school, you’d date him?” Or the one where Jungkook confesses to Jimin in middle school. Jimin thinks Jungkook is too young to know what “love” is so he promises to date Jungkook after he graduates from high school and starts college. Now that Jungkook has graduated from high school, Jimin starts to back out of their promise.

Weight of Playing with Fire // Yoonmin, Yoonseok, Vmin “He’s walking this way, grab my ass!” “But mine’s coming this way too, grab my hand!” Or the one where Yoongi and Jimin fake-date to make their unrequited love(s) jealous.

From Here and throughout the Night // Taekook, Yoonmin, Namjin “We were deceased!” “I think he means deceived.” Jungkook leaned into Taehyung, covering the microphone as he whispered into his ear. “I think you mean deceived.” “Ah, yes!” Taehyung nodded. “We were deceived!” Or the one where Taehyung’s father runs away from his company, leaving Taehyung in charge. And leaving Jungkook in charge of the company and Taehyung.

I Know It’s Over By Spring // Jikook, Yoonseok, Namjin The one where Jungkook has been using Jimin as a slave since elementary school. Then one day Jungkook gets into an accident and suffers from memory loss and instead of feeling bad, Jimin decides to take his revenge.

The Last Scene for Our Dream Night // Yoonmin, Taekook, Namjin “They said they’ll fix it in an hour, which means we’re going to be stuck here for that amount of time. Will that be enough time for you to stop crying or should we tell them to give us another hour?” Or the one where Yoongi is bad luck, Jimin is good luck, and they’re soulmates.

Days Are Numbered So Move On // Jikook, Namjin Vhope Jimin is a spy. Jungkook is training to be one. Hoseok trains the agents to have agility. Seokjin just wants to be Employee of the Month. Namjoon is the leader nobody asked for. Taehyung loves the kids books. And Yoongi is in the wrong occupation. Or the one where Jimin is stuck training the new spies because of his last mission and Jungkook insists on being a nuisance to Jimin.

I Write Songs About Your Stupid Anecdotes // Taegi, Namjin, Jikook Taehyung keeps singing Spanish songs while Yoongi is trying to tutor his students. Jimin keeps “forgetting” his keys at Jungkook’s apartment. Namjoon won’t forgive Seokjin and Hoseok is the glue of all these six idiots. Or the ‘listen i know we’ve been best friends for years but i’m trying to tell you that i’m in love with you so will you fucking stop singing spanish songs’ au that no one asked for. (The first one that I read, that had me hooked! It was freaking amazing, and it inspired some of my writing.)

At 4 O’clock, I’ll Stay // Vmin “I hate him so much, Yoongi, I’m thinking of saying he has rats in his stupid bar just to get rid of him!” “Well, what did he do?” “He said that I was the best soccer player and shouldn’t talk shit about myself!"Or the one where Taehyung goes to Jimin’s bar to talk bad about his latest soccer matches and Jimin waters down his drinks by "accident.”

The Art of Lost Stars // Yoonkook, Vmin “You were supposed to come five hours ago.” Jungkook sighed, handing Yoongi a couple bills. “I know, time got away from me.” “Away from you, my ass. You’re lucky I didn’t walk out on the kid.”“I’m sorry, thank you.” Yoongi scoffed, looking through the money. “Your kid is upstairs asleep,” he pocketed the money. “She kept asking where he dad was.” Jungkook licked his lips, wiping his palms on his pants. He never knew why he got so nervous around Yoongi. Maybe it was the tattoos spread all over his arms, the piercings on his lip and eyebrow, or the fact that Jungkook had the biggest boner in the world.

What Can I Do? Your Eyes Became My Home // Yoonmin “I don’t care if you’re cupid or the fucking Gingerbread Man, I’m not falling in love with that guy so stop shooting arrows at my ass!” Or the one where Jimin has the record for most successful Fallings and Yoongi is a centimetre away at ruining that record.

I haven’t tagged the two KNK fanfics but if you’re fans of them PLEASE GO READ THEY’RE AWESOME AS WELL

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kettlemebroke

4 years ago

I hit 100 followers so enjoy this quick dribble!! I wrote it on mobile so please ignore any mistakes. Lemme know if you guys want me to rewrite is as a Ao3 fic aka longer/more developed. Enjoy!(:

warnings: loving degradation, Harley/Peter

Tony was a genius, that was an indisputable fact. Still, he couldn’t figure what was wrong with Peter.

He was usually such a nice kid, so well behaved and prim. An Angel. So sometimes, when he got like this, Tony didn’t know what to do.

It didn’t happened too often, like what Tony said before, Peter was a very well behaved kid. But sometimes, very rarely, he was a fucking brat. Tony didn’t get it. At first he thought it was stress, tried to tell the kid to take some time off, but that only made Pete passive-agressive-mad. Then he thought maybe it was hunger, but honestly when wasn’t Peter hungry -and giving him food didn’t help. Next, he thought maybe Peter was having trouble with bullies, Flash was a nuisance at best, but maybe it was still effecting the kid. Except, when Tony tried to bring it up, Peter just rolled his eyes and ignore him. Last he tried telling Peter to take a nap, maybe the kid just needed some rest. That had gone worse than every other attempt.

“I’m not a fucking kid, Mr Stark. I don’t need a nap time.” Peter had snarled, not looking up from his

Tony just wanted to help. He thought about bringing it up to May, see if she knew what to do, but he didn’t want to get the kid into trouble. He was gonna let it go, decided that it wasn’t that often, and if it was a problem he could fix the kid would have come to him, he seemed to every other time.

Things changed when Harley and Peter started hanging out. They had gotten along pretty well before, but Tony could tell things were different now, they had become actually friends. They didn’t just hang out in the lab, they seemed to do everything together.

Anyway, back to right now. Peter was being down right huffy. Grumpy with everyone around him and outright snapping when someone tried to talk to him. This was worse than usual. Tony just ignored moody teen, maybe that was it, just hormones.

Harley, on the other hand, wasn’t talking it, eyebrows furrowed as he scowled at Peter, annoyed that Peter was acting this way. It wasn’t till Peter actually rolled his eyes at something Harley asked that the only teen seemed to snap.

“Okay, that’s it, doll. You and me are taking a walk.” Harley ignored Peter’s protests as he dragged the younger out. Tony didn’t try to stop them, maybe Harley could figure out this weird funk.

“Seriously Harley, stop yanking my arm.” Peter said.

“We both know you could stop me if you wanted, Princess. Don’t act like this ain’t what you’ve been wanting.”

Pete stayed silent at that, letting himself be pulled down the hallway until Harley was pushing him into an empty closet not too far from the lab. Once the door was shut, Harley was shoving Peter against the back of it.

“Knew you act that way with me, baby. Didn’t think you’d be so much of a brat that you’d act like that in front of Tony.” Harley muttered through his assault on Peter’s neck, kisses biting and rough. Peter whimpered, nodding fast in agreement.

“You could have just asked, ya know, baby? ‘stead of being a brat. Now I gotta punish you, but I bet that’s what you wanted. Huh slut?”

“Yes,” Peter hissed as Harley suck a very large, very visible hickey into his neck. “Want it so bad, Harls. Please.” A quick smack to the brunettes ass had him yelping.

“Nuh, uh, darling. You don’t to act all sweet now, not after that stunt.” Harley yanked Peter around only to roughly push his front against the door.

By the time Harley fucked Peter, there were tears in the younger’s eyes from how much he wanted it. The brunette making the prettiest sounds as Harley railed him into the door.

“Tell me what you are, baby.”

“Your slut, Harley. I’m your slut, all yours. Please, Harls, need it harder, please.”

“Only cause you asked so pretty, doll. Such a pretty whore.”

Peter came loudly, not bothering to hold back moans as Harley fucked him through it, ignoring his cute, dripping cock the whole time. Next time Harley would Pay it special attention, but right now it just looked so pretty, all red and ignored.

Harley came soon after, grinding as deep as he could into Peter, maybe Pete’s pretty hole all messy with his cum.

Peter is downright bubbly when they enter the lab again, chatting away with Harley like nothing had ever been wrong at all. Tony goes to ask what the hell was going on, but when Peter turned his head and the collar of his shirt slipped a bit lower to reveal a large hickey, Tony decided to, for once, just shut the fuck up -half out of surprise and half out of fear.

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