Quotes That Prove Maxwell Is Actually The Most Sopping Wet Lil Guy To Ever Sop Around.

i saw this post by @automb and i couldn't agree more with that headcanon!!!

i couldn't help myself but to draw what i imagine would be Wilson's sour expression taking his first sip of coffee every morning hehehe

I'm stunned

Rose

do NOT. starve

JSKAMJDKSMSBFVFHHHH i LOVE THIS ART

"Mad" Scientist

"Come ON!"

[ Some music for the scene ]

BAHAHAHA

I'm gonna die laughing………

~ Random Wilson observations ~

He probably came from an upper middle class family (He mentions having a nanny with Mumsy and he managed to get to university despite being kinda crummy at science.)

He probably has no family ties anymore (He's designed to be an immigrant and a university dropout. He probably wasn't that close to his parents either since he needed a nanny and never really mentions them.)

His family probably doesn't mind that he's gone (Again, his family seemed to be at least upper middle class with both parents probably working since he needed a nanny. I don't imagine two decently successful people would be proud to have a son who dropped out. He also never mentions them.)

Crappy puns help distract him from the horrors in The Constant (It's a lot of his dialogue, even when his corpse is being reanimated by a hostile mob he makes a joke)

He never participated in PE or had a job involving physical labor (When he carries something he says 'lift with your back' and he complains about hurting his back with Wolfgang's gym equipment. This implies he doesn't know basic lifting techniques. He also dislikes sports and claims to have never been outdoorsy)

He actively chose a house in the middle of nowhere. (He seems introverted, awkward, and maybe even shy/socially anxious occasionally, which makes it harder to have friends. His eccentricity also probably drove people away. He also seems to have a bit of an ego in the original game)

The Constant humbled him and maybe even more anxious (In the original game he says stuff like "that'll teach him", "That really showed him who's boss" and "take that nature" which is not really seen in DST. He also visibly cowers away from things, like in the CoTL collab trailer)

The Constant also made him more compassionate, empathetic, and maybe even open (He grabs onto Wartox in the Terraria collab trailer when he's in fear. He also leaps into Wanda's arms in one of the animated shorts. He also actively defends the other survivors despite being visibly anxious, unathletic, and even when working on science with Wagstaff.)

He may have studied medicine at some point (Look at his Victorian skin, the fact he can help heal others during The Gorge, he also mentions being able to amputate a limb)

He's definitely one of the only survivors who try to keep things neat and tidy. (He complains about his hair being wet/getting hat head/being poofy when he's in the middle of the wilderness with only a few people. He also throws shade at Maxwell with the chess statues saying he just leaves them everywhere)

He sometimes does things just for the vibe (He says that he likes dust because it feels scholarly with the feather duster)

The biggest reason he's still hostile to Maxwell is because he used him to free himself (He canonically gets Maxwell off the throne. The stage plays implies it was an accident. He's probably aware that he could've ended up like Maxwell if left on the throne for too long and that Maxwell intentionally led him there. It's also implied by the stage plays that the survivors were made to suffer just for Maxwell's own amusement. He also tries to throw hands as soon as he sees Maxwell again.)

He has an accent he's learned to hide (He's supposed to be some sort of European immigrant and even the ones that speak English don't have the same accent as Americans. Even though he's been voice acted twice, both possibly not canon, neither have accents. Immigrants aren't really treated well in America, even back then, so he also has a reason to hide it. Also, Maxwell is canonically British and even he doesn't have an accent in Inevitable)

He likes breakfast food in general (It's easy/cheap to make and he sucks at cooking. Also his favorite food is eggs and bacon in game)

All of these are kinda obvious now that I think about it

Finally decided to make subtitles for my little comic 🥹 i drew this on phone when i was at my parents

Wilson and Wanych at Trade-inn!!!! Wanych had to steal Willow's voice because i didn't have voice for her TwT.... At least now i think that she sounds like vintage theremin, so maybe later ill make her some speech samples

PLUS! bonus art. it takes place before the comic

"Wait, dear, i'll get you a nicer costume!"

"Why am i there...?"

i love it

My children btw

OMAGAD

A bit late cuz ive got a little carried away with this one ^^" and it was a real speedrun at the same time... HAPPY late BIRTHDAY WILSON!!! HAPPY laateee BIRTHDAY DONT STARVE!!!