What Do You Call The Stuff That Accumulate In The Corners Of Your Eyes While You Sleep?

oos#golgomosh wolfonboch #FUCKING GOLGOMOSH

Torvok Stormvoroos

Ogotho Hotorodon(o)

it’s impossible to be sad if you replace all the vowels in your fav character’s name with o’s

Zelda reacts: pt 1

I woke up in the middle of the night with idea for a series of comics; basically the ending scene of BOTW, but Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour set Link is wearing. of course I had to start with the rubber set which is one of the funniest to me lmao

what armour should I do next??

>>> Part 2: Stealth

shoutout to the earth kingdom girl zuko went on one date with. i truly believe she made the choice not to snitch on his firebending

Welcome to the Back (Part 1)

Next Chapter

@a-6-yearold-inside

A Felinette Fanfic where they never changed seats back after Chameleon, Adrien vs Felix in the next parts

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Adrien was a good friend, if you asked him. Not that he had a lot of experience with friendship, but he’d read a lot about it. He could listen well. He could give advice. He was good at bringing out the best in people, at keeping the peace and harmony of the class. Madame Bustier didn’t call him sunshine boy for nothing!

So when Felix Leanne was announced to be their newest student, he figured he was the perfect candidate to welcome him to class. Sure, they hadn’t really gotten along when they’d last met, but maybe Felix had changed in the last year?

“Hi!”, he greeted as soon as he spotted the boy. “I’m Adrien Agreste. We’ve worked together last summer, remember?”

The older blond stilled and eyed him warily. His eyes were eerily colorless; a cool, distant grey. Adrien shivered a little.

“I do” Felix replied after a moment of silence. Then continued to walk towards class.

Struggling to keep up with his long, measured strides, he followed suit.

“You’ve never been to school either, right?” he tried again. “We’ll be in the same class! Madame Bustier is our home teacher, she’ll probably want you to make a short introduction. Do you want to get to know our classmates? I could introduce you!”

Felix kept his eyes straight ahead, his face was devoid of any emotion. Maybe he was shy? Surely, he’d open up sooner or later.

“That appears to be inevitable.”, was his brisk answer, confirming that the new student would need some time to warm up to them.

Alright then. He could do this!

When they entered the classroom, only a few students were already there. They looked up as soon as Felix walked in, his confident posture attracting attention even before he was fully inside.

“Hey, guys!”, Adrien greeted Nino and Alya, who already looked as if she had a million questions to ask their newbie. “This is Felix Leanne! He’s from Great Britain, we modeled together last year.”

Alya jumped up and held out her hand to him, all but squealing in excitement.

“I’m Alya Césaire, from the Ladyblog! I’ve read so much about you, you were the face of Leanne Fashion’s “Lucky Line”! The posters of you in that Ladybug tie were all over Paris!”

She shoved her phone in his face, probably displaying said ad.

“I’m so excited to meet you!”

Felix wrinkled his nose.

“Please take that out of my face.”

“Oh, right!”

“I’m Nino”, her boyfriend followed up, “Nice to meet you, dude! I’m sure you’re gonna love it here.”

One by one, the other students began to crowd around Felix, greeting him and asking about his life. The answers were short, matter-of-fact and a little bit annoyed if you paid enough attention. Chloé threw one look at him and apparently decided it was best not to mess with him.

“Lila’s going to be so happy to meet you!”, Rose said cheerily, catching Adrien’s attention again. She was directly next to Felix, no chance he might have missed that. “She told us all about you, from when she met you at that Fashion Show in London her parents sponsored.”

Felix frowned and opened his mouth, but Adrien beat him to it.

“Let’s not bother him with work details right now!”, he suggested a little too hastily, and probably an octave above his usual tone of voice. “He’s new to school after all, and I’m sure he hears enough about work at home!”

Felix looked at him with raised eye brows, but didn’t press the matter. Adrien sighed with relief. Another day of successfully keeping the peace of this class.

He looked around, searching for missing faces. Kim was sick with the flu, he wouldn’t come today. Sabrina was with Chloé as usual, Marinette was probably late again and Lila should be here any minute now.

As if on cue, the brunette Italian entered the room just as the other students began to go to their places again. With a winning smile and her usual, confident stride she headed for Felix.

“Oh, hello! You’re Felix Leanne, right? I’m Lila Rossi, I’m sort of new myself.”

The tall blond regarded her with hidden suspicion.

“Aha”

Her eyes roamed over his desk and spotted the thermos in his bag.

“I heard you’re from England!” she beamed. “I lived there for a while, my grandparents are famous for their rare teas. Maybe we could go for a cup after school? There’s not that many places where it’s as good as in Britain, but I happen to know one or two.”

The fact that she hadn’t mentioned any Fashion Show in London confirmed Adrien’s assumption that it had been another lie.

Felix eyed her for a moment, then sat down at the last table in the back.

“I hate tea.”, he deadpanned, before taking out the thermos and pouring him a cup of what was obviously coffee without breaking eye contact with Lila. Adrien swore he could see the gears in her head come to screeching halt.

“O-Oh? What a shame” she caught herself. “Then maybe we could-“

“Good Morning, class!”, Madame Bustier interrupted her attempts. Forced to retreat for now, Lila went to her seat next to him and Adrien followed with a nod. During the lesson she wouldn’t have the opportunity to make up another story, which meant for now, crisis was averted. No exposing Lila, no fights, no trouble. He smiled. Another day of perfect school time, just like he’d always imagined it!

He shouldn’t have been so sure of that. It started when Marinette arrived, just in time for saying “present” as Mme Bustier read her name. Since she’d been sitting in the back for a week now, she’d be Felix desk neighbor. He didn’t think anything of it, but Lila shot her a glare that could’ve been both a warning and a threat. Or maybe he’d misinterpreted it? Maybe she’d just been annoyed that Marinette was late again? Must be it.

Still, Madame Bustier didn’t get the chance to start her lesson when Lila stood up and raised her voice.

“Madame, Felix just arrived! He shouldn’t have to sit in the back by himself, does he?”

Adrien wanted to remind her that no, he wasn’t by himself, Marinette was there too, but remembered just in time the last time they had changed the seats. No, it wouldn’t help to speak up now.

Mme Bustier frowned.

“We only changed the seating order last week.”

Lila wasn’t that easy to shake off however.

“Oh, but you have all welcomed me so sweetly when I first arrived. I couldn’t live with myself if I wouldn’t do the same for Felix.”

She looked down.

“If it weren’t for my disability I’d switch with him myself, but…”

Felix coughed.

“I don’t-“

“Oh, we could go to the back!”, Alya volunteered, drowning out whatever Felix had wanted to say, and pulled Nino’s hand up with her. Lila smiled.

“Really? That’s so nice of you guys!”

“Actually-“ Felix tried again but Lila wasn’t done yet.

“Oh, but what about Marinette? We just unseated her last week, we shouldn’t do so again, right? Would you sit with Marinette in the back?”

“Sure!”, Alya beamed and patted Nino on the shoulder in comfort. “We sat together before, too!”

“I-“

“It’s no big deal, really!”

“Madame Bustier!”, Marinette called out of the blue, with enough force to make the entire class jump. Her hands were planted firmly on the desk and her face was grim. He shot her a concerned glance, trying to remind her of her promise. No exposing Lila.

“Yes, Marinette?” the young teacher answerd, looking startled.

“How about”, Marinette said slowly, locking eyes with Mme Bustier, “we offer Felix the chance I didn’t get the last time, and give him a say in this?”

Surprised, she nodded and looked at her latest student.

“O-Of course, yes. Where would you like to sit, Felix?”

The blond teenager sighed, frustrated.

“I am perfectly fine sitting in the back, thank you very much.”

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Felix hated school. It was full, it was loud and people just wouldn’t leave him alone. He sighed, remembering the promise he’d made to his mother. She was still in England, but she’d called to make sure he was alright. She wanted him to have this experience, to meet other children and be normal, for a while. It was not like he didn’t appreciate her care! But he really, really wished she would’ve expressed it in other ways. Maybe take him along to one of her incentives or business trip. He was old enough to learn about the company he’d inherit, wasn’t he?

But if it made her happy, he’d try this… school life. He’d make an effort, learn something, and then go back to homeschooling. Preferably sooner than later.

“Present!”, yelled a voice next to him and he looked up. He hadn’t even noticed the girl sliding into the seat next to him, but now she was there. Late, obviously.

He hated unpunctuality.

She smiled at him when she noticed his stare and pushed her book over to him, showing him which page they were at. Otherwise, she didn’t try to interrogate him or make Smalltalk.

Huh. He could appreciate that.

Until that Lila-girl from earlier stood up, he was almost thinking this wouldn’t get so bad after all. But alas, his hopes were shattered once again.

Her repeated attempts at changing the seating were, to his surprise, not shut down by the red-haired teacher. Apparently, he had to get active himself. Great.

He coughed, trying to get their attention.

“I don’t-“

“Oh, we could go to the back!”, the Ladyblog girl, Alya, exclaimed enthusiastically. He blinked. She’d just cut him off. How disrespectful!

Shaking his head, he straightened his back. Maybe she just hadn’t heard him. No need to make a fuss just yet.

“Actually-“ he started again, before being interrupted once again, this time by Lila. His eye twitched.

One more time, he told himself, one more time trying to do it the peaceful way. For Mum. He could still walk out after that.

“I-“ really don’t need to sit in the front, he wanted to say, but his third try was as successful as the other two. He sighed, almost happy. He could go home, finally. Tell Mum he’d tried, but public schools just weren’t his forte. Too unprofessional. Too chaotic. Too…

“Madame Bustier!”, an energetic voice pulled him out of his resignation, just as he was about to pack his bag. It was his desk neighbor, Ms Unpunctual. Could that girl even talk in any volume other than “loud”?

“How about we give Felix the chance I didn’t get, the last time,” she said threateningly slow, and bit bitterly if he wasn’t wrong, “and give him a say in this?”

“Of course” the teacher agreed, apparently remembering that she was supposed to be the authority here. “Where would you like to sit, Felix?”

He sighed.

“I am perfectly fine with sitting in the back, thank you very much!”, he uttered a bit salty.

Lila, frustrated that she was ignored, sat down again and the rest of the class calmed as well.

“You didn’t have to do that”, he clarified to his neighbor as soon as the teacher had turned around. Better make clear that she couldn’t expect any favors or benefits from him. “I’m fully capable of speaking for myself.”

Usually. In a professional environment, at least. He hated having to raise his voice, and apparently, that was the only thing that worked on these savages.

But the girl surprised him yet again by simply shrugging.

“Yeah, I figured. But still.” She looked down, where Lila was currently draping herself all over Agreste. “It can be nice to know someone has your back.”

Maybe he’d imagined it, but she sounded a little bitter at that. He turned back to the teacher, but kept stealing glances at his pigtailed classmate.

He was no stranger to people, not like Agreste had been just a year ago. And other than the younger boy, he didn’t see them through rose colored lenses, and didn’t mind telling them off when they crossed a line. His young age and position as the heir and face of an international fashion empire made him a regular target for people that wanted to profit off of him - his sire included. He couldn’t afford to be as carefree as Adrien, who was constantly monitored by his own terror of a father.

Over the time, Felix had acquired a sixth sense for detecting warning signs of manipulators and people who used others for their own gain. He’d seen them in Lila Rossi, and he’d seen them in his father, but no matter how hard he focused, scrutinized or analyzed… he couldn’t find them in his mysterious classmate.

“I’m Felix”, he eventually whispered, half hoping she wouldn’t hear it. Yet her surprised smile failed to disappoint him, for some reason.

“I’m Marinette. Welcome to the back, I guess.”

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To be continued

I'm 2-squared, probably.

Tag Yourself: Linked Universe Edition ✨

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Story

INFO Here’s the basic gist of things around here: The timeline is broken, various heroes of courage (and Ravio) are being snapped around time and space. Now they have to get along and figure this out, because it’d be nice to not be randomly thrown around y'know?

General Info tag

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Story timeline: Best read in order. Grouped together segments are parts of a bigger whole.

Fic: Tree Trekking - Twilight and Sky meet Wild for the first time Fic: A small problem - Ravio meets Legend, Wind and Minish

Comic: Nightmare - Legend has a bad time

Comic: Horse bros - Wild learns that Twilight likes horses Comic: Cat bros - Twilight teaches Wild what cats are Comic: Crossing - Most of the Links finally meet each other

Comic: Spider - Twilight is tired and Ravio is there Comic: Deal - Ravio watches Twilight sleep

Comic: Slam - Wind wants to know what Minish gets up to Comic: Stalker - Wind learns what Minish gets up to Comic: Malon - Time learns what Minish and Wind get up to Comic: The bribe - Wind almost gets punched by Minish

Comic: Dinner delivery - Legend and Sky make a plan Comic: Off track - Sky and Twi run into each other in the woods Comic: Defused - Sky and Twi make a plan Comic: Sharing - Twilight learns about Fi Comic: Tunnel - Sky tries to understand dads

Comic: Ponytail brawl - Wild tries to photograph a Kikwi Comic: Two Master Swords - Zelda and Wild have a chat Comic: Finding the founding - Wild panics Comic: Pippit made pie - Zelda is worried Comic: In your corner - Zelda has a point

Comic: Wet - Wind, Legend, and Minish are stranded on an island Comic: Poisoned fruit - Legend shows off their survival expertise Comic: Fort - Wind has questions for Minish Comic: Wish to fix - Legend makes a decision Comic: Like a fort - Wind remembers an old friend Comic: (W)raft of Wind - Wind suggests they build a raft Comic: SMACK - Legend gets a concussion Comic: Reunions - The gang reunites with two funky people Comic: Reminders - Legend dissociates around the place

Comic: Cave boys - Zelda asks Wild for a favour Comic: Puzzled - Sky shares a few deep thoughts with Wild Comic: To make it right - Sky’s deeper thoughts Comic: A beam of hope - Wild just keeps having good news! Comic: A late entree - Wild and Sky take on the trial of the sword Comic: Tricked - Time and Twi walk into each other in Ordon Comic: Portal - A third person joins the chase! Comic: Do a flip - Twilight fights (Injury and blood warning) Comic: Tricked 2 - Time wrestles a dog

Comic: Roommates - Wind asks Ravio why he’s so weird Comic: Dog days - Twilight is high key vibing Comic: Boy found - Twilight hugs a dog Comic: Hey! Listen! - Twilight and Time fail at conversation

Comic: Together - Wild and Sky emerge from the trial of the sword Comic: Hero - Wild and Sky meet themselves Comic: Are you OK? - Sky and Wild have work to do Comic: This might be hard - How do you herd heroes? Comic: True faces pt. 1 - Sky politely suggests therapy Comic: True faces pt. 2 - Legend has their own impolite offer Comic: True faces pt. 3 - Ravio calls for a time out Comic: True faces pt. 4 - Legend exists the stage Comic: True faces pt. 5 - Rain shows up

Comic: It’s rainy - The gang try to figure out the shelter situation Comic: Paranoia - Twilight and Ravio have an unpleasant chat Comic: Hero’s job! - Wind and Ravio have a fairly good chat Comic: From the outside - There’s worry in the air Comic: Hylia - Hylia takes the Hyrule Historia Comic: A beach! - Twilight struggles to decide, and Ravio leaves

Two Rabbit Roadtrip Pt. 1 Comic: Face to Face - Ravio and Legend meet once again Pt. 2 Comic: Ägh - Ravio finally gets the upper hand Pt. 3 Comic: Freedom of choice - Legend signs Ravio’s contract Pt. 4 Comic: Get walking - The two begin a journey Pt. 5 Comic: Terms and conditions - Legend is going as agreed Pt. 6 Comic: Tipping - Ravio learns something odd Pt. 7 Comic: Guard at the gates - Ravio struggles to get in the castle Pt. 8 Comic: Red goop - Ravio and Legend find the Princess Pt. 9 Comic: In Denial - Legend still doesn’t buy it

Comic: Soup - Wild realizes something over soup Comic: Splash! - Sky meets a wolf in the sea Comic: Outset’s guard - Sky and Twilight arrive to land. Comic: Everything shared - Twilight has had enough! Comic: Old conversations - Twilight and Sky discuss tough topics

Comic: Chores day - Wind asks Minish to decide what they should do today

Fic: A message to deliver - Sky and Grandma talk about the end. BONUS: List of notable events from the fic, for those who struggle with reading long form content. Comic: Final words - Sky stays up late

Two Rabbit Roadtrip 2: Electric bunnygaloo Pt. 1 Comic: Ravio and Hilda - Hilda makes a good point Pt. 2 Comic: Barricade - Legend learns it’s time to go Pt. 3 Comic: Staircase - The duo discuss cake Pt. 4 Comic: Hyrule - Legend returns to Hyrule Pt. 5 Comic: House - The duo are nearly back home! Pt. 6 Comic: Successor - Legend learns who lives here Pt. 7 Comic: Link and Link and Ravio - Introductions are in order. Pt. 8 Comic: In a good way - Worlds and Legend talk Pt. 9 Comic: THUD - Legend has left the building. Pt. 10 Comic: Finale ½ - Time to talk things out Pt. 11 Comic: Finale 2/2 - Change! Comic: Epona! - Hylia has bad news Comic: That face - Hylia didn’t tell ALL the bad news Comic: Office - Introduction of the golden goddesses! Comic: Yourself - Hylia loses her cool for a moment Comic: It worked! - A celebration is in order Comic: Mission Accomplished - Time to get outta there! Comic: Seashell - Twilight shows up Comic: Catching up - The boys talk while Mini crafts Comic: Four houses - Brotherly intervention Comic: Cave Boys 2 - Boys in cave Comic: Ma’am - Wind says a bad word Comic: Drowning - Mini’s secret plan is revealed Comic: Stressed! - Twi sees a dog Comic: W-woo… - Wind gets support Comic: Mountain confrontation - A reunion of enemies Comic: Seperation - But wait! Comic: Gift - Ravio is a sweet guy Comic: Tent talk - Ravio and Sky discuss things Comic: Thoughts on anger - Ravio shares thoughts Comic: Notes - Two notes are read

Comic: Leg - Legend looks for Time Comic: Unikko - Legend meets a great fairy Comic: Backtracking - Wild processes his emotions Comic: Landing! - Wild and Legend decide to talk Comic: Lunch! - The two share lunch Comic: Still Disagree - The talk concludes oddly Comic: Get going - The two try to look for Time again

Zelda Reacts Part 2 : a comic series where Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour Link is wearing.

Wow, I received. A LOT. of requests. hahaha the response for the first one was overwhelming in the best way!! but I have ideas for so many more so if you requested something chances are I'll be doing it at some point.

*ahem* also, I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS OK!! I was left unsupervised with drawing implements!!

Part 1: Rubber <<< >>> Part 3: Vai

GG/SU how to make Gem Jägers

There is a satalite, and in that satalite there is a chamber wrapped in layers and layers of soundproofing. In the outer rooms, outside the chamber, wait technicians and soldiers, and beyond that is the vast, utter soundproofing of space.

Inside the chamber wait Gems, mostly Quartzes and Agates, a few Rubies, perhaps a Nephrite or a defiant looking Pearl.

At the centre of the chamber stands a Heterodyne. “Do you wish this?” she asks each of them in turn.

They do.

They swear their loyalty, some of them – the runaways, the strays – still shocked at themselves, that they could swear this to someone who isn’t a Diamond.

The Heterodyne sings. The Diamonds, legend says, once used a song like this to corrupt the Gems of Earth. The Heterodynes have refined it.

The Gems standing there find their bodies glitching, growing, claws and horns sprouting. They fight. They do not need to be smart. They do not need to be perfectly coherent. But they must remember who they are. They must remember that they want to live.

Not all of them manage.

Those that are too far gone, lost to anger and pain, are stabbed and gently bubbled by the Heterodyne. In the centre of their Castle is a room with a ceiling of bubbles, those who could not serve them still under their protection.

Those that manage have a form somewhere between a Gem and a Beast, bipedal, clawed, warped.

They are Jägerkin.

"Dreaming" - A 7-page Zelink comic

(...so I said it'd be a 6 pager, but... then I got distracted, and... then I had another idea...)

After being plagued by nightmares about the Calamity, Zelda has found that she sleeps better when Link is nearby. Link is more than willing to do so for her, but having him simply sit by the bed or sleep on the floor doesn't feel right to the princess, so she gathers the courage to ask if they could simply share the bed until they find a better solution. After all, the hero of Hyrule deserves to get good sleep as much as the princess.

"You know what I hate?" The Champion asked to no one in particular as he watched over the slow boiling pot of stew.

"Uh... Not having enough spices?" The Captain asked from his seat at the table.

Wild gave a nod. "Not what I was going for, but yes."

"Then what do you hate, Champ?" Wars asked while glancing over to the Vet. Legend was currently trying to stack his fork and knife on top of each other to no avail.

"How do I put this?" Wild tapped his chin in thought.

"As bluntly as you can." Hyrule chimed in.

"Fair enough. Why are certain clothes locked to certain people? It's fucking cloth." Wild complained with a laugh.

At first Wars was going to chide Wild for the language, but... He just couldn't. Wild had a point here.

"FINALLY!" Wind's loud voice startled Wars a bit as the Sailor had been awfully quiet in his seat. "Tetra and I both hate that stupid shit. What do you mean I can't wear heels? I'm trying to feel tall, and Tetra hates heels, and so somebody has to wear them."

"Tell me about it." Wild started. "Zelda let me try on one of her old royal dresses, don't ask how they survived a hundred years, and somebody had issues with that."

The Captain just laughed. Damn those social rules indeed. Wild in a dress wasn't something he was expecting to hear about today, but it was something that he could picture.

And the Champion would rock that dress.

"Heh, I've been thinking those rules were stupid since I knew they existed. So, since I was nine." Time joined the conversation. "I didn't even know what the big deal was back then."

"I'd ask how, but I'm afraid the answer would be too confusing." Twilight said.

"Oh, not at all, I was raised by forest spirits and a giant tree." The Old Man nonchalantly explained. "They didn't have concepts like "male" and "female." So imagine my confusion."

A claim that he made often but never elaborated on. Everyone, besides the Captain and Wind, thought it was a lie or a ruse.

Warriors just laughed, he couldn't help it.

"Oh little Mask and his insisting that he's a tree." Wars felt everyone's eyes turn to him.

Time laughed loudly. "You made that corporals life hell."

"I did not have time for that guy's bullshit. We are in the middle of a fucking war, if the kid says he's a tree then he's a fucking tree." Wars started to lose his composure from all of his laughing.

"What do you mean by "he's a tree"?" Sky asked while scratching his head.

"Again, I was raised by forest spirits." Time explain. "You lot, besides two, think this a lie. It's not."

"Time, your life profoundly confuses me." Sky said. "So they assigned you a tree?"

Time nodded.

"Instead of anything else?"

Another nod.

"Not like a boy tree? Just a tree?"

Another nod. "Two trees, to be exact. But yes."

"Two trees?"

"Maple and oak, to be exact."

Wars just watch the conversation with a grin. Oh, poor Sky. He must be feeling the same confusion that he and the Sailor had during the war.

"I feel so understood." Rulie said with the widest smile imaginable. "I'm just a Fae." He shrugged as the others turned to face him. "Not the legend kind of Fae. I was raised by Fairies."

"Well, now you can be a Fae tree. How lovely." Time stated with a laugh.

"What kinda tree?"

"Hmmm, you and the Captain both have the same one. Pine, and you can have maple too. As a treat."

"A Fae pine and maple tree. Nice."

"Are we just gonna brush over the fact that Wars already has a tree identity?" Legend asked.

"I do too!" Wind but in. "Take a guess, it's so obvious."

"Uh...Palm tree?" Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Correct!"

"What tree am I then?" Wild asked while seasoning a few cuts of meat.

"Willow." Time and Warriors both spoke at the same time.

"Damn, that was fast."

"You had this conversation before, hadn't you?" Sky asked while keeping his gaze locked to Wars. "So tell us our trees."

"Oh, alright, I'll try to remember all the specifics. It's been a while." Time laughed while tapping his fingers on the table.

"It all reminds me of the Minish. They have leaves instead of trees, though." Four, who had been quietly observing this whole time, finally spoke up.

"Oh, the Kokiri had leaves too. That's a whole other thing."