Usually In Redeemed!vader Fanfic Obi-wan Crops Up At Some Point, But I'm Honestly Glad He Doesn't In

usually in redeemed!vader fanfic obi-wan crops up at some point, but i'm honestly glad he doesn't in your double agent vader series, mostly because it allows more room for vader/leia interaction, but secondarily because i don't think even obi-wan can come up with a reply to vader's (inevitable) scathing, "i'd risk life and limb for you, but i don't have any," and i'm not ready for obi-wan to be that thoroughly roasted

Oh my God.

I started reading this thinking I was gonna give you a long and thoughtful reply, but then I got to the end and I just.

That’s the sickest burn I’ve ever seen. Like damn. I am in awe of you, anon. I never would have thought of that one myself.

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I’m not allowed to write more handmaiden!Anakin yet because I REALLY NEED to finish alpha!Darcy, so here’s a repost of the story so far because I am about to work on editing it up a bit for the future: 

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5 years ago

@tanoraqui what’s your opinion on like, having the muses be kwami-ish figures in the miracule muses au

Because I may have gotten Ideas in the shower and sketches may be happening

5 years ago

Miraculous ladybug AU where Gabriel/Hawkmoth is shipping Adrienette , so after Mr Pigeon Gabe see’s Mari has a crush on Adrien (because it is obvious to EVERYONE except Adrien) and he see’s how talented she is and is genuinely impressed with her standing up to Chloe, he just decides ‘you are my future daughter law’.

He keeps dropping hints to Adrien often that if he wants to invite a friend to the fashion show one who may appreciate it and may be interested in the clothes and designs he can…Adrien ends up bringing his entire class.

Even when he’s Hawkmoth he’s shipping, like in Animan the Akuma butterfly just stops and watches the earpiece event like ‘what the fuck is happening here?’ and only leaves when its like ok phew he likes the reporter girl time to Akumatise people. When he finds out about the scarf he literally bangs his head repeatedly on the desk because that would have sped this up so much, also that scarf is really good he needs to make sure Adrien marries Marinette.

In Frozer the Akuma is just in the ice rink for a bit while  Hawkmoth is just ranting like “THIS IS NOT FENCING!! ADRIEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?WHO IS THAT BOY? WHY IS HE SKATING WITH MY FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW? ADRIEN YOU GO AFTER YOUR FUTURE WIFE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!! DON’T MAKE ME STOP MY EVIL SCHEMING AND BE A PARENT”

Literally every time Adrien says Mari is just a friend Gabriel walks into another room and screams.

If Mari every confessed and was rejected you would just see an Akuma floating by and hear Hawkmoth’s scream in the distance if this happened and Adrien said he liked Ladybug Hawkmoth would start making Akuma’s specifically to set up Chat and Ladybug because if those 2 become a couple then Adrien can just move on and marry Marinette already. Or he’ll kill the heroes and that works to.

If she gets rejected Mai see’s a Akuma and is going to run but Hawkmoth just askes “do you want to punch him?” “ huh um no” “are you sure?”  Mari just get’s super confused.

So yeah Gabriel as ultimate Adrienette shipper AU

Thanks for reading :) 

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1 month ago
kestrel-cat - That Girl in the Deerstalker

kestrel-cat - That Girl in the Deerstalker

the infamous potlid incident

Ever since I saw Daruk's diary I can't stop thinking about this scene in my head. A literal pot lid got Link appointed to be Zelda's guard.....

Impa probably scampers over to check on Zelda and Link uses that moment to crabwalk away before he can make a bigger fool of himself😂

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Links Dad Loves All Of His Son, Even The Goth Dumb One
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1 month ago

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

5 years ago
All Hail Mike Stamford
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All hail Mike Stamford

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5 years ago

Things Marinette Dupain-Cheng has contingency plans for:

Adrien Agreste is a serial killer

Adrien Agreste is a secret robot

Adrien Agreste is a Fae who wants to steal her soul

Adrien Agreste is the harbinger of an alien invasion

Things Marinette Dupain-Cheng does not have a contingency plan for:

Adrien Agreste says he loves her back

4 years ago

Star Wars Time Travel Au #27

Suicidal misunderstanding AU: Obi-Wan only a year or two into his desert exile is thrown back in time to the height of the clone wars. Due to circumstances, he assumes this is a hallucination and after enjoying hanging out with his friends for a while, decides he really needs to wake up before he dies of dehydration. When intense meditation fails, he tries to break the illusion by kriffing killing himself. Panic from all parties ensues. 

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Ben-the-realitively-new-Hermit has made the informed decision to try out this whole spice thing, takes an absolutely massive spice dose, like 4 whole spices. Taps into the force and starts having a wild out of body experience, he can see the i n s i d e o f t i m e

General Kenobi is on Courasacasant for some extremely rare R&R, gets pulled to go drinking with Cody and some of the 212th. He blacks out for a minute and wakes up really confused. Like, he was drinking but this seems like he might’ve taken something extra, let’s get him back to the temple to sleep it off. 

On the hovercar ride back Obi-Wan is babbling, saying how happy he is to see everyone again, and how he doesn’t blame them for trying to kill him. And uh

“Truly Cody, I know you would never fire at me if you were you, I think Palpatine must have been controlling your minds somehow. I swear, I’ll- I’ll try and find you - I - I’m so sorry,” he said leaning into Cody’s space, starting out earnestly and becoming increasingly unsettlingly intense.

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That Girl in the Deerstalker

She/her, East coast American, born in 1997; this is a fandom blog. I like Sherlock, Detective Conan, Miraculous Ladybug, Girl Genius, HTTYD, ATLA, and The Mandalorian (among others)

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