Everything That Touches The Floor Is A Cat Toy

not enough women stabbing each other to symbolize sex in the media actually

Nothing hits harder than finding a fic that understands your favorite character better than canon ever did.

but please mention it anyway?

just found a fic author who appears to be silent on this and maybe they are anti jkr, but I would prefer to know for certain.

I love that every time I find a marauders fic they'll mention not supporting jkr. Buddy you're writing about "what if sirius's dead brother was trans and wanted to bang harry's dead dad" we know you don't <3

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

"Woman Reading by Candlelight" painting by Peter Ilsted, circa 1907

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

Hating asexual people is the most bizarre fucking thing to do. Like there are so many things you could be hating on and I don't care how long your list of things to hate is, what the fuck is your problem that you decide to be offended by the existence of people whose whole defining thing is that they're not doing anything and have no intention nor desire to be doing it in the future, either.

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute