The Rest Of The Queers Aren't Allowed To Exclude Asexuals Anymore; We've Got The JK Rowling Seal Of Disapproval!

Voryn's just being a good friend. Definitely not over the moons that Nerevar's relationship with his wife is on the rocks *again*.

I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

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Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

One good thing about the Blight is how it brings people together.

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i want to live (all origins)

he would've loved warrior cats