Encountering An Inconvenience While Cold: Damn That Sucks, Oh Well, I’ll Figure Something Else Out!!

my dash did a thing

If Anders has a gun DA2 would have been approximately 5 hours long

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

If dragon age is mine now the first thing I’m gonna do is make Cassandra gay

apologies for the inactivity