The ROs Reacting To The MC Giving Them Flowers Or Some Other Pretty Thing If Flowers Aren't Available??

Some kid crying at the precinct?? You bet your shit Dick will juggle them.

Dick ‘I grew up in a circus’ Grayson can and will juggle anything that fits in his hands.

His brothers throwing things at him bc he will not move away from infront of the tv?? Catches them all and juggles them.

Bored doing a team meeting that he is not leading and everyone is just waisting time?? Wally and Roy throws things to him as he juggles them until the whole team is distracted enough that they stop talking.

Some villan throwing knifes at him?? You know it, catches that shit and juggles it.

Some kid crying at the precinct?? Officer Grayson is on the floor beside them teaching them how to juggle.

Today's 1 am sketch is......

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

sory for sending yuo anon hayte

It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

the man the myth the legend whose coat I always forget the length of

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

dddoodles