Naruto Isn't Bisexual, He's Sasukesexual He Never Was Really Interested In Other People Girl Or Boy That

Naruto isn't bisexual, he's Sasukesexual he never was really interested in other people girl or boy that wasn't Sasuke.

let’s see... he doesn’t understand the interest in women

but he sees a shooting star, puts his hand on his chest (hello????) and thinks of sasuke with such a peaceful expression on his face

he compliments sakura (disguised as sasuke) by saying she has a large charming forehead (i know it’s what she wanted to hear but like,,, this is so funny to me)

but with sasuke... he looks cool (the japanese word can be used to compliment someone’s looks 🤠). and not only he says it, but he emphasises at the end ♡

he’s sitting doing absolutely nothing but thinking of sasuke

but when sakura shows up he says he was planning of going on a date with her lol

he’s soooo in love with sakura but rejects her and says she’s lying

and moments later he has a panic attack at the thought of losing sasuke.

oh... and remember that this arc happens right after pein, in which he also got a love confession from hinata but never addressed it again 🤠

mom told me to find a woman just like her but i’m gonna change the subject

idk it feels like he mimics heterosexuality by pretending to like sakura while masking his attraction/feelings for sasuke for a rivalry and later a friendship. the way he shows waaaay more interest in sasuke than he ever did in sakura or any other girl really gets me

February art dump

I've gotten a LOT of art done so far this month, mostly of my fursona, Analog :p

Plus a CPAU redraw because I'm fixated on it

Horror belongs to @/sourapplestudios

CPAU belongs to @/loverofpiggies

Nautilus belongs to @nonsensical-guild my boyfriend mwah mwah

All others belong to me

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katsdream

4 years ago

i love them

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katsdream

5 years ago

This is so true XD

There's also another type, I think

51. The fanfiction that is the hardest to find, but the most worth it. It is either finished and has a lot of chapters, discontinued, or absolutely too short.

50 Types of Fanfiction we all know

The classic good character falls in love with villain and tries to change them story: Either they fail and die or they succeed but have to go through major depression and PAIN first

The classic OC falls in love with villain and tries to change them story: Same as 1. but the intention behind reading it is either that you're single and lonely or you want to see what the villain would be like in a romantic relationship dynamic but don't ship any of the canon characters with them

The ominous 100+ chapters drabble collection that shows up on top of the page no matter WHAT you search for

OC falls in love with good character and everything is super wholesome

The soul-crushing one-shots or short stories where someone tells one characters tragic past from their perspective and the intention behind it is to make you cry

The classic one shot with various scenarios of two characters getting together

The sinful smut oneshot that you either clicked on because you love smut or because you were a preteen and it made you giggle and you made jokes about it with your other preteen friends because when you're a preteen sex is actually really funny. Honestly don't we all sometimes miss the days where sex was an absolutely hilarious subject, especially my fellow ace-spectrum people?

The super weird pairing with the super weird outline that we all just clicked on to see how many levels of weird it is able to get

"I'm really bad at summaries but I promise it's worth it" and it's not

"My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"

The clumsy girl has a crush on character but she's super awkward about it and thus funny moments are created trope, so basically the entire love story of Miraculous Ladybug but applied to other fandoms

Time travel

OC falls in love with murderous villain and becomes evil

The gay fanfiction where two characters of the same gender fall in love with eachother

Type 14 but they make sure to put extra emphasis on the fact that they're gay

The fanfictions with great title, the character pairings you're looking for, a good number of chapters and a great rating but then you notice it's written in Spanish and you can't speak Spanish

Non-romance villain redemption fanfiction

The classic multiple character x reader collection

ASK THIS CHARACTER STUFF and it's really funny

ASK THIS CHARACTER STUFF but the responses are super OOC

The funny fandom chat fanfiction

The cringy fandom chat fanfiction

Crossovers of two popular fandoms

Crossovers of two fandoms but it's really unlikely anyone knows and likes both things

A plot that is super bizarre and weird and painful but it's described so interestingly and emotionally and beautifully written that you can't put it aside

A one-shot that is centered around a character reflecting on random stuff

A one-shot that is centered around a character reflecting on random stuff but it's all related to one specific item

A one-shot that is centered around a character DYING

The entire concept of the film Titanic but applied to other fandoms

The entire concept of the film Twilight but applied to other fandoms

The entire concept of the film Fifty Shades of Gray but applied to other fandoms

Fifty Shades of Gray

The self-insert written by some borderline-narcissist or a preteen where they meet their idol, fall in love with them and everyone applauded but there's no conflict in the story whatsoever

The plot summary that is so overly specific and extra that no one dares to click on it

The fangirl gets suddenly sent into the world of their favorite fandom trope (which I honestly love so much)

Type 35 but they also have to use their superior knowledge about the plot development to redeem a villain

Type 35 but they're super non-secretive about it and constantly geek out

Character from fandom gets sent into the real world and is super confused and lost but a fan finds them and metaphorically adopts them and they fall in love

Character loses memory but they're found by a person they don't know and fall in love with them while slowly regaining the memory

Main character is shipped with villain who killed their entire family

The epic non-romance sequel, AU or story retelling

Type 41 but it gets a Game of Thrones level of complicated and no one understands what is going on any more

This is a rewrite because [company] fucked up the original

The fanfiction that was written for someone else and it contains so many inside jokes that no one else can possibly understand it

The cliché canon ship fanfiction

The fanfiction that is non-sensical on purpose and was written for the sake of comedy

Fanfiction but it's basically Satire

The smut fanfictions from the time where we still used to call them lemons

MSTings

Smut fanfiction but the language is incredibly bizarre and unconventional