For Free Ninety Nine U Could Be Ur Fav Ill-adjusted Yaoi Today

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

thank god i look like a guy you can take advantage of

yeah what if I

What if I did parallel u so hard all your other love interests get compared to me off jump- no canon statement needed? What if I was so ever haunting to ur character fans hopped skipped and leaped in attempts to justify shipping you with another ??? What if I had penis and u had penis

And No One Knew How To Separate Us?

Role reversal au where everything is the same except Ralph was head of the choir n Jack was just that random kid lmfao

I honestly think they would’ve gotten off island at that first ship, and not bc all of the choir boys would’ve listened to him, but enough of them would yk

Ralph would walk up but instead of being all, “ok we had our aura moment, take off ur capes now” he’d have alr had them undressed so evb is just like oh. More kids. LMFAO

Would Jack be sm more of a brat bc no one’s listening to him? Ofc but yk. He’s just a guy atp

Edit: just realized that if everything was the same, Jack would still be chief. So um, that’s fucking changing too, bc Jack is NOT charismatic like that to have won without support, mf didn’t even win with support lmfao

wanting to die casually is so funny bc its like taking a rlly chill dog with u as u run errands

Yeah sure let’s check out the deli- and the little fucker is by ur feet yipping

Lmfao u should die today

and it’s like yeah yeah- hi, I’ll take some potato wedges pls tysm

guys tsukishima has a secret playlist of basic songs he listens to when he’s weak enough to shed the music snob persona for a minute, and it’s 40 hours long

con: im the biggest sweat over my interests you’ve ever seen and I have not loved something casually since my mild appreciation for orange juice was discovered as a compromise for apple juice not being on the menu at my local Ruby Tuesdays when i was in 4th grd

pro: the sweat smells of sweet vanilla and pink peony petals and I’ll never let a single stone of that media lay unturned.

con: im insufferable and never satisfied. I can always say more

pro: PLS INVADE MY INBOX WITH HEADCANONS PLS PLS PLS PL

its so sad when u have a headache from looking at a screen and wearing headphones all day. bc its like ewwww i feel bad i wanna crawl into a bed and put on headphones and look at a screen. but actually what will cure you is going outside and staring at the mountains or something. terrible. awful

me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject