Shoutout To Whoever Stole My Amazon Package Containing Nothing But A Single Pair Of Shoelaces.

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

SOUND ON.

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

literally i cannot stress how important it is that everyone has a thing.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.