TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

Got a tiktok from a Canadian tourist here in Cabo who went to buy a swimsuit and thought it was going to be $500 pesos but it charger as $500 usd on her credit card and was all “Oh well I made an oopsie!”

And all the American/Canadian comments were like “Oh it happens! I did the same once! At least is cute!”

Meanwhile all Mexican comments were like “Go to PROFECO asap and fill a claim that shit is illegal and they should only charge you in pesos and have to respect the price in the tag if it doesn’t specify it in dollars” (it didn’t it only shows as $500)

Anyway FYI to any tourist coming to Mexico if the price doesn’t specify as usd it has to be charged in pesos by law.

They should not charge you in dollars, and if they do you can fill a claim to PROFECO about it.

PROFECO is like the only government agency in Mexico that does its job, take advantage of it.

Life affirmation and self motivation from Godzilla.

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

Goodluck Pikachu

I don't normally post photos or talk about the protest actions I participate in, but I was at the Chicago Stand Up For Science rally on behalf of my job recently and this sign took me out at the knees.

Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.