Next Time You're Around When The Mail Gets Delivered, Ask Your Delivery Person If They're Understaffed

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

the secret lives of real birbs!

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

"oh no one will ever date me because I'm trans" BORING. No one will date me because of my cursed amulet that I refuse to take off. Get on my level.

Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

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