Hey Everyone, I Know It's Going To Be A Busy Day For A Lot Of People, But Google Enrolled Everyone Over

Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

Got a tiktok from a Canadian tourist here in Cabo who went to buy a swimsuit and thought it was going to be $500 pesos but it charger as $500 usd on her credit card and was all “Oh well I made an oopsie!”

And all the American/Canadian comments were like “Oh it happens! I did the same once! At least is cute!”

Meanwhile all Mexican comments were like “Go to PROFECO asap and fill a claim that shit is illegal and they should only charge you in pesos and have to respect the price in the tag if it doesn’t specify it in dollars” (it didn’t it only shows as $500)

Anyway FYI to any tourist coming to Mexico if the price doesn’t specify as usd it has to be charged in pesos by law.

They should not charge you in dollars, and if they do you can fill a claim to PROFECO about it.

PROFECO is like the only government agency in Mexico that does its job, take advantage of it.

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

YOU hate JK Rowling!

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.