When I Say I'm Gonna Go Brush My Hair This Is What I Actually Mean

username change lollll used to be xxzom6ixx

I literally hate that all the therians in my area are theriantok therians. Like none of these mfs are transspecies. I need my freak to be MET.

I hope that I am not only whimsical and cute to my mutuals but also viscerally worrying at times.

Dear future partner,

Plz give me a collar :3

Make sure to add my name, address, and phone number incase I get lost

If the collar was sparkly or had spikes on it, that'd be cool, just no velvet, it gives me sensory issues

With much love, Bobby

Alterhuman Survey

I have finally completed it! Please reblog and share this elsewhere, I am trying to get as wide of a dataset as possible.

It will most likely take most of you less than ten minutes to answer these questions and could put together such a big picture of our wonderful community together. Knowledge is power after all and I know if I (at thirteen) had known about the demographics of this community back then I wouldn’t have felt so isolated and alone in my identity.

I may over the next couple of months do some more follow up work on this survey before publishing the results. Potentially try to interview some folk and gain some more in depth insights. I think it’s long overdue that someone took on a project of this scare within the alterhuman community.

Google Docs

Alterhuman Survey

Hi and welcome to this survey of alterhumans. This survey is to create an idea of the broader demographics of our community. The idea will t

Getting a wolf cut to feel more dog>>>>>>

I'm a big dog with separation anxiety (and anxiety in general)

Outsiders head canons 彡

Ponyboy:

Loves the smell of new books

Wears Darry’s old shirts as pajamas because they’re big and comfortable

Sodapop:

Talks in his sleep

Likes spicy food and makes fun of Pony for being a wimp about it

Darrel:

Listens to Elvis or slow country

Drinks black coffee like it’s water

Johnny:

Can fall asleep ANYWHERE

Has a soft spot for little kids and gets super protective of them

Dallas:

Probably had a pet raccoon at some point

Loves the sound of rain but pretends he doesn’t care about stuff like that

Two-bit:

Can quote entire movies word for word

Has the weirdest collection of stolen things, including a spoon from Dairy Queen and a street sign

Steve:

Bad habit of tapping his fingers against something when he's focused

Loves horror movies but hates when people sneak up on him

Rb to spread the mold, starting in the therianblr side