Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh š„µš„µ would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
he just appeared in my house
wouldnāt let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs wonāt get out from under my bed
ok i need people who are happy about the tiktok ban to understand your opinion should actually have nothing to do with the fact that itās tiktok. like you can hate tiktok. but supporting the ban is supporting censorship, full stop.
like, i fucking hate twitter. itās a hellhole. would i celebrate if it went bankrupt and shutdown? probably! would i celebrate if the GOVERNMENT BANNED IT? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. because the government SHOULD NOT be making decisions about how and what people are allowed to talk about on the internet. ever.
āi donāt like the precedent but im happy if itās just tiktokā stfu and think for a second if they only ban tiktok and nothing else ever thatās still censorship
bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid
(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)
oh the anatomy looks so weird, guys ignore the wrongs in here ā¹ļø
there was this time where batman killed the joker for superman and he just fucking walks through the wall to hug him
Any soup is good soup
The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:
Tim: Damn, you scared me to death.
Jason: Really? I didn't know dead people could talk.
Tim: Yeah well you seem to be talking just fine.
Jason: I- hm..