Look at his face. ๐
The face of absolute honesty. He wouldn't lie or bend the truth. Nope, not even a little bit.
Seriously (not at all serious), out of context what kind of conversation do you think they're having?
Would you trust a man looking at you like that?
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but that impish expression got me thinking about cheesy/creepy & hopefully funny pick up lines. So, here's what I came up with.
Hey Vhenan, want to see a magic trick? *takes her arm clean off* You're welcome.
Remember, it doesn't count if it's in the fade.
Do you like older men? If so, it's your lucky day. I'm ancient. *flexes in old*
Do you like monogamy? Cause wolves rarely seek out other mates.
I would not lay with you under false pretenses. *wink*
How much will 10 Elfroot get me? [No] How 'bout 20?
Vhenan, I'd follow that fine Dalish ass of yours all over the Hinterlands.
Would you like to see my side benefit? I made it myself.
Now that I let you into my castle, will you let me into yours?
Did you hear I beat Iron Bull at mind chess? Did that, uh, do anything for you? *sweats*
You're much prettier when your awake, but I'll settle for stalking you in your dreams. (sings "Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. (I stole this one from Seinfeld's "The Old Man" ) ๐
I'd very much like to taste your frilly little cake.
*drops trow* Let's rebuild the empire. Phwoar!
I never noticed how he pronounced โferalsโ in this sentence until now.
(And Curie is being very curiously observant in the background while Nick talks to his daughter)
Started modding and got into combat, and my lovely pookie Smasher decided to come and help me out, and then roast their dead bodies LMAO
inspired by ralph fiennes quoting the entire very demure very mindful tiktok
The window in Kris's room moves down by one pixel in Chapter 2.
you are the hero of ferelden. no matter your origin you watch those you love most be ripped from you. death becomes an endless cycle which seems to follow you wherever you go. the fate of the world rests on your shoulders as you know you can never return home. home is gone now. home is buried with your family, jailed with your closest ally, cradled by the ancestors, forgotten like your beloved, lost to time in the murky glass of the eluvian- dead in your arms, killed at your hand. you are the hero of ferelden and it is your destiny to die. when next the world falls apart, you do not come. this world does not deserve your pity.
you are the champion of kirkwall. you are a refugee, cold and hungry and sold into labour. your mother hates you, though she will never say it. it's your fault the ogre killed your sibling, your fault the taint took the other. but you are happy. you have everything, friends and family and status and riches. you defeat the people plaguing your glorious city, you are the people's hero. you will always know even as she came back, isabela left you to die. you are happy but you are alone. you have everything and then you are rocking back and forth begging please please please do not take my mother as well. you have nothing, but you for a single second, you had everything. you are the champion of kirkwall, and your ally has blown up the chantry. where is your home now that everything is your fault?
you are the herald of andraste. and you are so, so scared. these people do not trust you, do not like you, would feed you to the fade if they could. they do not care if you follow another religion, you are their herald. you can never return home because heroes do not have homes. they say home is the people you choose, but you didn't choose these people, did you? every step you take aches. thousands reach out to touch you, for safety. for comfort. you are a black hole close to destruction, and you cannot do this. you are the herald of andraste and you have not been yourself for so long now.
Varric and Solas argue. The sound echoes.
Varric: Me, take down the Dread Wolf? I'm flattered. Varric: No, I just came to ask you a question. So, you rebelled against the other gods, and it was a disaster. Varric: Then you imprisoned them and created the Veil, and that was a disaster. Varric: So how is this time gonna work out any better? Can you tell me that? Solas: I understand your hesitance, but what I do now must be done, despite it being past your comprehension. Varric: I'm not saying you're evil. But if you really believed in what you were doing, you'd be able to give me a straight answer. Solas: You would rather cast aspersions than admit that this is mine to solve. Varric: No mistake is worth killing innocent people over. Solas: The question is what lives, and how. My ritual will heal the world, and restore what was driven out of balance. Varric: C'mon, Chuckles. Who are you trying to convince here? Me, or yourself? Solas: Varricโฆ Varric: You're not the first good man I've seen talk himself into a bad decision. The question is whether you can admit it.
I WANT YOU.
NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT
I'M SO SICK OF HIM
NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA
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UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]
โ ๏ธMINOR.โ ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธhe/him [im a lil trans guy]๐งโโ๏ธ ๐จArtist, i make my own stuff.๐ ๐i am definitely too shy to post anything๐ญ โข๏ธReally like fallout and DAI๐ [Heavy multi-shipper] [lots of reblogging] idk what else to say. thanks for reading?? you can find more of me at-> https://linktr.ee/Logging.kari0
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