Happy May.

This shit will never NOT be funny lol ody didn't even wanna be there😭🤣

odysseus getting palamedes, one of their most valuable assets in war, killed simply because he did not like him is hilarious to the highest degree. he did NOT care which side won

Dualscar ass is looking great!

This is a whole ass mood. First, the face of oh shit is she bored of me? And then the face of shit oh shit she is just tired. Thank god

Hello it is time for all of you to look at this painting again.

Bless them they're too cute.

He's just loves his bug baby so much, he can't let that shit fly

I love this scene in the fight between Ash and Guzma because it looks like typical anime “you’re not strong enough yet” bs but then u remember

Golisopod has an ability where it literally has to run away when it gets low

So Guzma is basically just covering for his giant bug friends ability like

‘uhh…yea he said u guys are too weak so hes done with yall’

I l99k g99d in a suit

suit Kankri

I'm sorry, but what genius made this masterpiece

Lore Olympus as Vines Part 2

Scorpion is literally all of my friends on Halloween

part 1 of the halloween subscorp … there is a bad joke regarding that costume choice.

Well that's good to know

hades is the smell of the cold winter mornings, the smell of the pavement after it has rained, and the lingering scent left on your clothes after a camp fire. he holds your hand as you cross the street, watches the moon with you, and is sitting beside you on long car rides. he is both the coldness of your room at night and the warmth of your bed after a long day.

aphrodite is the smell of rose petals and your newest fragrance. she is the smell of the fog after a nights rain and the odour given off while romantic sex is taking place. she is the taste of your lovers lips and the feeling of your own skin after a shower. she is the butterflies in your stomach, and always has your name on the tip of her tongue. she is the one who sends you your next relationship and ends the bad ones. 

poseidon is the smell of the moist air as the water rolls over the rocks near a lake. he is the smell of the mud in a play ground and the scent of your newest body wash. he’s the one who stares back at you as you stare beyond the horizon of the sea. he is the feeling you get when you jump into a pool after being in a hot tub or sauna. 

apollo is the smell of breakfast cooking in the morning and wet wood. he is the split second of pain in your eyes from the light after being in the dark for long periods. he is the summers day spent at a park, and the excitement of remembering lyrics of your new favourite song.

artemis is the natural smell of your hair. she is both the smell of bark on a tree and your fingers after picking up a wet rock. she gives you grass stains on your pants, and blows your hair in the wind. she finds your favourite places to go and guards your place to sit. 

ares is the smell of your sweat. he smells like sand and is the scent of your father. he feels like slate and the pain of a bruise. he is the one who pushes you that one extra step, and forces you to lose your cool.

zeus smells like fire. he smells like the cold wind and your freshly washed sheets. he is the one who makes your heart pound and is the one who triggers your anxieties. he is the booming of loud music and the cracking of the floor boards at night. he watches you as you walk home in the rain.

- @antikristt

This mans aura is just straight up dad energy. You cant tell me otherwise

If I died one day, I was wondering, would you always remember me?