My Cats An Asshole So This Has Never Happened

This mans heart JUST STOPPED

Lord Sesshomaru.. Rin’s not breathing

All of these phrases literally sound like something my father would say

Pokemahn doodles

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" Why do I hear boss music?? OH SHI- "

blame @anachronic-cobra for this idea with vasileios and antin ( @messymoonmad ) fdfs

-AFTER- antin: -tries to get up- vasi: ah-ah-ah. did i tell you that you can move? he wasn't joking about his next words being "please, king"

" And only my husband, my heartbeat, my only reason besides our beautiful son for living, knows that so I guess you're him then hm??😑 "

Penelope: yeah so move the bed.

Odysseus, covered in blood: honey, love of my life, my Penelope, the reason for breathing, the fuck you mean move the damn tree!

Boi, if this ain't the cutest shit I've ever seen

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Well that's good to know

hades is the smell of the cold winter mornings, the smell of the pavement after it has rained, and the lingering scent left on your clothes after a camp fire. he holds your hand as you cross the street, watches the moon with you, and is sitting beside you on long car rides. he is both the coldness of your room at night and the warmth of your bed after a long day.

aphrodite is the smell of rose petals and your newest fragrance. she is the smell of the fog after a nights rain and the odour given off while romantic sex is taking place. she is the taste of your lovers lips and the feeling of your own skin after a shower. she is the butterflies in your stomach, and always has your name on the tip of her tongue. she is the one who sends you your next relationship and ends the bad ones. 

poseidon is the smell of the moist air as the water rolls over the rocks near a lake. he is the smell of the mud in a play ground and the scent of your newest body wash. he’s the one who stares back at you as you stare beyond the horizon of the sea. he is the feeling you get when you jump into a pool after being in a hot tub or sauna. 

apollo is the smell of breakfast cooking in the morning and wet wood. he is the split second of pain in your eyes from the light after being in the dark for long periods. he is the summers day spent at a park, and the excitement of remembering lyrics of your new favourite song.

artemis is the natural smell of your hair. she is both the smell of bark on a tree and your fingers after picking up a wet rock. she gives you grass stains on your pants, and blows your hair in the wind. she finds your favourite places to go and guards your place to sit. 

ares is the smell of your sweat. he smells like sand and is the scent of your father. he feels like slate and the pain of a bruise. he is the one who pushes you that one extra step, and forces you to lose your cool.

zeus smells like fire. he smells like the cold wind and your freshly washed sheets. he is the one who makes your heart pound and is the one who triggers your anxieties. he is the booming of loud music and the cracking of the floor boards at night. he watches you as you walk home in the rain.

- @antikristt

Everytime they talk all I hear are small chipmunks🤣🤣

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Me veo en la obligación de aclarar que hice esto a las cuatro de la madrugada, así que no me dí cuenta de que estaba usando un pincel tan grueso. ☹️😭 Perdón que se vea tan desprolijo.

Creador de Cloudysseus y Cloudyseidon: @kdpartworks

Diseño de Odysseus y Poseidón hechos por Neat Ilustration en Youtube.

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I feel obliged to clarify that I did this at 4am, so I didn't realise I was using such a thick brush. ☹️😭 Sorry it looks so messy.

Creator of Cloudysseus and Cloudyseidon: @kdpartworks

Odysseus and Poseidon designs by Neat Ilustration on Youtube.

Agreed

Kirishima Eijirou

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You're mother is fucking amazing JESUS CHRIST

quotes from my mom on her first watch of hamilton

“well damn, they just told the whole story.”

“wait, do they sing the WHOLE TIME?”

“did they cast like this on purpose?” “like what?” “with all these poc playing racist white men?” “yeah mom, it’s ironic”

“who is that again? i can’t remember who is who”

“THAT’S MARS FROM SHES GOTTA HAVE IT!”

“wait, they’re sisters?”

“why is he so spitty?”

*during satisfied* “well that’s kinda shitty of her to make a move on her sister’s husband” “no, we just rewinded”

*still during satisfied* “didn’t we just watch this?” “MOM, WE WENT BACK IN TIME”

“i love that frenchman”

“some of the actors are playing new characters now” “why the hell would they do that?”

“SALLY HEMMINGS?”

“why she so pressed about the comma?”

*at the end of say no to this* “this is a SCANDAL.”

“he didn’t spit as much this time”

“this man really snitched on himself?”

“no way he would’ve cheated on angelica if they got married. she would’ve beat his ass.”

“he’s really asking him to duel because he didn’t endorse him for president? grow up.”

“eliza wins the musical”

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)