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I shouldn’t propably find these pictures sexy, and yet

Steven monster fucker grant rogers what would your mother think of you rn after she warned you about stuff like this

Sarah Rogers: Steven Grant, listen to me now, you be careful about what's out there, you never know what strange creatures you may bump into

Steve: okay mama, I promise to be careful

Also Steve:

My babyyyyyy <3

Steve Rogers icons

Please like or reblog if you save <3

Don’t repost

I literally love this post. it’s like... You see them in a movie, and they’re like 100% focused and cool and then you gointo comics and... just... teddy Bear... help 😳🥰💖

Favorite details from Avengers Annual 2014 #1

They have two kitties living with them in Stark Tower. THEY HAVE KITTIES

Steve has a nightlight and a teddy bear, so he's not afraid in the dark😌 also Tony calls him "young man" like the total dad he is

Natasha got her Black Widow top and her Black Widow laptop and a big box of chicken. She also wears glasses, and painted her nails black

Steve has mitts made by a couple elderly women who wouldn't take no for an answer

Bruce snores unbelievably loudly and has Hulk slippers

Steve drinks hot tea and looks at an old picture of him and the Howlies around their makeshift Christmas tree

Tony uses his Iron Man helmet to put ice in to cool his drink

Captain Handsome ordering you to rock and roll on that 45

Tony Stark lab mess

Crying rn <3

I recently found out the origin of "O Captain My Captain", and it fits Steve so well it's like it was written for him.

O Captain! My Captain! is an extended metaphor poem written by Walt Whitman in 1865 about the death of Abraham Lincoln. The poem is about a captain of a ship who falls dead just as their journey ends and they approach land, a reference to how Lincoln died just as the Civil War was ending.

The amazing thing to me is how this is a perfect reference to Steve as well. Steve dies just as the war is ending, not knowing whether they won or not. He was an important part of the journey, but sadly not a witness of the end.

~

O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;

The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!

O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.

Finally someone said that!

Marvel fans putting aside their differences as we realize we were all played by the MCU and deserved better

today it doesn’t matter if you were team cap or team iron man, if you ship stucky or stony or neither or both. we were all played like boo boo the fool and we all deserved better.

Awwwwww ❤❤❤

painted some thoughts re: steve rogers and illness

Finally someone understands my needs!

bucky. BARNES. In. platform. boots. and. jeans. like. six. inch. platforms. like. some. punk. shit. that’s it.

This is important, so I need to reblog this <3

so i noticed

that since that whole “no porn no more” rule of tumblr has been installed, it became very hard to find fics. Before when I used to type in “bucky x reader” I got a ton of fics, old and new. But now it’s just a dozen of posts, and I can’t find any of my faves. Luckily, I have bookmarked a lot of my favourite MCU reader insert fics. 

Also, my own fics who I moved to this new blog had hundreds of notes in days - and now they have less than ten each. I assume because they don’t have the same visibility because they have bad words that tumblr no likey.

so here’s a list of authors (fics in next post) . Let’s spread these lists and reblog each other’s fics, because if Tumblr won’t let us find porn to read - we’ll find it for each other.

AUTHORS

@221bshrlocked

@thatonefromyourdreams

@youngmoneymilla

@fvckingavengers

@avasparks

@papi-chulo-bucky

@becaamm 

@ after-avenging-hours

@yesbucky

@ugh-supersoldiers

@lenavonschweetz

@persephone-is-here-omg

@loricameback (@loriwrites)

@theycallmebucky

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Uhm, hello! I just found out a few gifs with heroines eating spme real food:

These are both from Marvel series: Agent Carter.

The woman eating is Peggy Carter, main character of whole series (and my secret crush btw)

I guess the thing she’s eating is something like muffin or like that, and oops, I think I just remembered that you said it can’t be nothing sweet (if I’m right)!

Altought I want to send them to you, because Peggy isn’t only eating while talking in this scene (which is very unprofessional and bold and I love it), but she also has a cream on her face. And think that it’s important, ‘cause we don’t have much chances see female protagonists like this; messy, hungry and/or bold, while also enjoying the food and being happy from that they are eating.

I have one more:

Wanda Maximoff from show WandaVision eating cereals and milk

She is messy, she just woke up and is obvious that she just wants some food and peace - also her hair is disheveled and the clothes are meant just for a lazy day at home, she is chaotic. Soemthin’ you don’t see much in movies or shows, too.

Just my own little  deliberation on the end, you doesn’t have to read it:

eating is actually a bit of an intimate thing - the heroines show us their true selves, let the mask of an "invincible warrior" fall for a moment and they just exist.

They enjoy things(food). And that's why I don't think it's shown very often how heroines (or women in movies in general) eat, because it's a demonstration of how they really are like women - imperfect, unmodified, and happy to be like that. happy to be bold, they are enjoying the food, they know that it’s good to enjoy it when you eat, and they aren’t scared to be seen like this - not some 24/7 sexy goddess who is always at every point in life perfect, but a normal person who needs to eat. Which is, in some perspective very powerful, because it’s women who actually own their bodies; they know their bodies and they aren’t scared to get what they want/need.

(feminist sense just kicked iin, prepare yourselfs);

And i think that men (who are mostly making these movies) just doen’t like women to be seen like this (you know, how they really are). because what if women started actually love themselves? What if they stopped to strave themselfs to death because of the standard of beauty the patriarchy society told them they must be like? What if they strted to be bolder and bolder? What if they actually started love food?!

*the patriarchy society yells and explodes*

They are scared to see us, women, how we really are. It scares them. So they told to us that it’s bad if girls like food. But why should we listen to them?

Comic Book Movie Sexism: Food

It’s July 2021.

The MCU has been churning out movies for 13 years at this point. Black Widow finally got her first solo movie (er, despite technically being dead but let’s not get into that…) and I watched the movie eager to see if Natasha would finally be shown to EAT something substantial, and with joy.

The depression sandwich (with out of date peanut butter) delicately nibbled on while crying does NOT count.

Minor spoiler, Natasha does not eat much in the entire movie.

I counted: a delicate spoon of a confectionery (ice cream? Yoghurt? Either way it’s insubstantial food) where the spoon is more visible than what’s on the spoon, and only a delicate lick happens.

And, she chews gum.

THAT’S IT.

Oh, side note, Yelena helps herself to one of Natasha’s 5 years out of date bar (candy? Protein? We will never know), unwraps it to take a bite yet it is obscured by her hands, and as she chews she is definitely not enjoying it.

I have to say, I’m disappointed.

Disappointed, but not surprised. Because the script isn’t written by women, it’s written by men. In fact nearly all the comic book movies are written by men, and directed by men.

Women never eat onscreen.

Let me be more specific: the women protagonists in superhero movies never eat substantial food joyfully.

I’ve already said that depression sandwich doesn’t count.

Neither does the Shawarma scene in Avengers Assemble, because we never see the food enter Natasha’s mouth, and the mood isn’t what I’d call joyful (but if it had visibly been a good bite I would have allowed it).

By all means go watch the clip and see for yourself, we get the usual trick of jaw movement to pretend the actor is eating, then at the very last moment Natasha does LIFT a piece of food… only for the scene to cut out before it reaches her mouth.

Meanwhile three separate men at the table have no problem shoving food into their mouths.

Tony Stark has eaten a fair amount over the course of the MCU…

Sure, you could argue that Tony’s hamburgers and donuts are on the same level as Natasha’s depression sandwich. Heroes only eat when they’re depressed? Great job, Disney.

But there’s still the sexism of how the food is eaten. In that it’s acceptable to watch a man shove food in his mouth, but not acceptable to watch a woman doing it.

Which is likely why the latter is rarely shown across all of Marvel/Disney, or DC/WB.

Wonder Woman licked an ice cream once? (Doesn’t count. Dainty licks of a confectionery is not substantial food.)

Gamora sexily licked a piece of fruit once?

I’ve watched this scene again and again, and I’ve discounted it for multiple reasons. Gamora is pretending to appear at ease, by licking a small piece of fruit and being performative about it.

One could argue she isn’t really eating at all, just licking, to distract Peter before she steals from him.

Also, she obscures her mouth so we the audience see nothing go in.

This is all really sad, if I’m going to be honest.

And it’s not like women can’t eat onscreen in Hollywood, period. Keira Knightley ate in Pirates of the Caribbean. Darryl Hannah ate a specially made vegetarian ‘lobster’ for Disney’s Touchstone pictures.

So why aren’t women superheros eating anything decent?

The only women in comic book movies taking a proper BITE of food or eating substantial food joyfully, are the villains/antagonists.

Nebula and the it’s not ripe gag in Guardians volume 2.

Does it even count if she spits out the food right after the bite? Sigh.

Next, Amanda Waller eating a fine steak in Suicide Squad (2016).

Arguably, showing Amanda cutting up and eating meat is purposeful because in the scene she’s also discussing her new team of disposable soldiers.

It’s symbolic to show her devour meat, and Amanda is the antagonist of the movie not the protagonist.

This leads me onto the only woman protagonist in a comic book movie (that some would still call the villain/antagonist) to have broken the glass ceiling of eating food onscreen.

Harley Quinn.

We all remember how enamoured the character was to have her breakfast in Birds of Prey (2020). In fact, “Harley x Egg sandwich” was practically a ship.

Is this surprising, given that the movie Birds of Prey is unique in having women in creative control from script, to director, to producer?

That has to be the difference.

Harley’s relationship to food seems natural in the movie, and she is shown to eat more than once, and talks about food multiple times.

The scene at the end where Harley finally gets to eat her egg sandwich is clearly a joyful moment.

And so rare to watch in this genre.

Look at that decent bite actress Margot Robbie takes, and ask yourself when did you last see any woman in a superhero movie enjoy food like this?

This may seem insignificant to some, but it’s become something that really irks me.

I was disappointed that Black Widow never got to eat anything except a sad flat expired sandwich in her MCU career.

Meanwhile, back with Harley Quinn again, she’s taking a good bite of apple in the trailer for The Suicide Squad (2021).

She also talks about “going number two”, and it seems that only antagonists or villains in these movies are permitted to speak about bodily needs or functions (we all remember Iron Man peeing in his suit, and even actor Robert Downey Junior described the character as “his own antagonist”), while the women protagonists get to… chew gum or delicately lick confectionery.

Sigh.

It’s unsatisfying.

(If anyone has photo evidence of a woman character shown to be eating in ANY comic book live action, the TV shows too, I’d love to see it. Food MUST go into the actor’s mouth to count! No more delicate licks or delicate sips from a straw.)

OFC I LOVE HIM are u crazy how could I not:?!

sam wilson deserves better

*learns about viking culture and gods* this is for you Chris Hemsworth

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

*listens to beautiful 80s music* this is for you Star-lord 

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

OMG this is sooooooo impressive - personally I was always curious why aren’t girls eating on the screen, when boys do like allthe time. Thank you for noticing this problem!

Also, when I tried to find some gif where is actually a superhero girl eating  substantial food, I found just one (!!!) animated gif. That’s really alarming!!!

It’s wonder woman from DC, and I think it’s really cute

Comic Book Movie Sexism: Food

It’s July 2021.

The MCU has been churning out movies for 13 years at this point. Black Widow finally got her first solo movie (er, despite technically being dead but let’s not get into that…) and I watched the movie eager to see if Natasha would finally be shown to EAT something substantial, and with joy.

The depression sandwich (with out of date peanut butter) delicately nibbled on while crying does NOT count.

Minor spoiler, Natasha does not eat much in the entire movie.

I counted: a delicate spoon of a confectionery (ice cream? Yoghurt? Either way it’s insubstantial food) where the spoon is more visible than what’s on the spoon, and only a delicate lick happens.

And, she chews gum.

THAT’S IT.

Oh, side note, Yelena helps herself to one of Natasha’s 5 years out of date bar (candy? Protein? We will never know), unwraps it to take a bite yet it is obscured by her hands, and as she chews she is definitely not enjoying it.

I have to say, I’m disappointed.

Disappointed, but not surprised. Because the script isn’t written by women, it’s written by men. In fact nearly all the comic book movies are written by men, and directed by men.

Women never eat onscreen.

Let me be more specific: the women protagonists in superhero movies never eat substantial food joyfully.

I’ve already said that depression sandwich doesn’t count.

Neither does the Shawarma scene in Avengers Assemble, because we never see the food enter Natasha’s mouth, and the mood isn’t what I’d call joyful (but if it had visibly been a good bite I would have allowed it).

By all means go watch the clip and see for yourself, we get the usual trick of jaw movement to pretend the actor is eating, then at the very last moment Natasha does LIFT a piece of food… only for the scene to cut out before it reaches her mouth.

Meanwhile three separate men at the table have no problem shoving food into their mouths.

Tony Stark has eaten a fair amount over the course of the MCU…

Sure, you could argue that Tony’s hamburgers and donuts are on the same level as Natasha’s depression sandwich. Heroes only eat when they’re depressed? Great job, Disney.

But there’s still the sexism of how the food is eaten. In that it’s acceptable to watch a man shove food in his mouth, but not acceptable to watch a woman doing it.

Which is likely why the latter is rarely shown across all of Marvel/Disney, or DC/WB.

Wonder Woman licked an ice cream once? (Doesn’t count. Dainty licks of a confectionery is not substantial food.)

Gamora sexily licked a piece of fruit once?

I’ve watched this scene again and again, and I’ve discounted it for multiple reasons. Gamora is pretending to appear at ease, by licking a small piece of fruit and being performative about it.

One could argue she isn’t really eating at all, just licking, to distract Peter before she steals from him.

Also, she obscures her mouth so we the audience see nothing go in.

This is all really sad, if I’m going to be honest.

And it’s not like women can’t eat onscreen in Hollywood, period. Keira Knightley ate in Pirates of the Caribbean. Darryl Hannah ate a specially made vegetarian ‘lobster’ for Disney’s Touchstone pictures.

So why aren’t women superheros eating anything decent?

The only women in comic book movies taking a proper BITE of food or eating substantial food joyfully, are the villains/antagonists.

Nebula and the it’s not ripe gag in Guardians volume 2.

Does it even count if she spits out the food right after the bite? Sigh.

Next, Amanda Waller eating a fine steak in Suicide Squad (2016).

Arguably, showing Amanda cutting up and eating meat is purposeful because in the scene she’s also discussing her new team of disposable soldiers.

It’s symbolic to show her devour meat, and Amanda is the antagonist of the movie not the protagonist.

This leads me onto the only woman protagonist in a comic book movie (that some would still call the villain/antagonist) to have broken the glass ceiling of eating food onscreen.

Harley Quinn.

We all remember how enamoured the character was to have her breakfast in Birds of Prey (2020). In fact, “Harley x Egg sandwich” was practically a ship.

Is this surprising, given that the movie Birds of Prey is unique in having women in creative control from script, to director, to producer?

That has to be the difference.

Harley’s relationship to food seems natural in the movie, and she is shown to eat more than once, and talks about food multiple times.

The scene at the end where Harley finally gets to eat her egg sandwich is clearly a joyful moment.

And so rare to watch in this genre.

Look at that decent bite actress Margot Robbie takes, and ask yourself when did you last see any woman in a superhero movie enjoy food like this?

This may seem insignificant to some, but it’s become something that really irks me.

I was disappointed that Black Widow never got to eat anything except a sad flat expired sandwich in her MCU career.

Meanwhile, back with Harley Quinn again, she’s taking a good bite of apple in the trailer for The Suicide Squad (2021).

She also talks about “going number two”, and it seems that only antagonists or villains in these movies are permitted to speak about bodily needs or functions (we all remember Iron Man peeing in his suit, and even actor Robert Downey Junior described the character as “his own antagonist”), while the women protagonists get to… chew gum or delicately lick confectionery.

Sigh.

It’s unsatisfying.

(If anyone has photo evidence of a woman character shown to be eating in ANY comic book live action, the TV shows too, I’d love to see it. Food MUST go into the actor’s mouth to count! No more delicate licks or delicate sips from a straw.)

I’m waiting

Everyone that reblogs this will get a bad pickup line in their inbox

Incorrect quote

Bucky: Sweetheart?

Steve: yes?

Natasha. yes?

Sam: yes?

Já naprosto vyšiluju ve svým pokoji v jednu ráno, protože tohle je tak strašná pravda! <3

Kněžna Libuše je lesba a girlboss

Tohle je až moc dobrý než to nerepostnout <3

Odcizeno z twitteru

When I was seven-years-old child and I wrote my first essay in school. While everybody else tried to make it longer, I was asking my techer for another paper, because “Three pages on a novel about a dragon eating lollipops just isn’t enough!!!”

When did you realize you had a knack for writing?

Ur right <3

The only flaw in Steve and Bucky’s love story is that…um…is that…I…

There’s no flaws.

OMG your schools really don’t teach u that?! Imean... those are the things I knew when I was like 12. Not cus I’m smart (actually I’m dumb as an oak) but those are really things that everyone should know from school.

Never forget to remind high schoolers who have shit to say about LGBTQ+ and how it conflicts with biology that their public education system is manipulated by govt standards and if they had the chance to take college biology/sociology/history classes they would learn that sex and gender are not the same thing!!!

While on that, they would also learn (presented by a college sophomore):

•America has done some rly shitty things to other countries.

•Black history is way more extensive than they were previously taught.

•For that matter, all POC history is way more extensive than they were previously taught.

•Many historical figures were gay/bisexual. Those sexualities were not invented in the 80s.

•There are also historical figures who were probably trans or preferred to present as another gender.

•Abortion is not literally stabbing a full grown baby. It’s almost always taking a pill that forces a VERY early miscarriage.

•Gender roles and racial stereotypes are social constructs. Biology does not determines certain genders or races do certain things.

•80% of genetic variation occurs within one’s own race. You likely have more in common genetically with someone of a different race than someone of your own.

•The War on Drugs was literally created to target black people. Yes, the government has done many racist things.

•Not all weight gained is unhealthy. It often depends on where it’s gained (so yeah, if you have fat thighs you’re probably still healthy).

•Literature being taught to you is not specifically selected to be queer or feminist. Lots of famous literature just happens to be that way.

•Native Americans had entire cities built before white men came. They were not basically woods-people.

•Islam says nothing about terrorism in any scripture. “Jihad” means conversion, but peacefully.

•Not every Islamic country is oppressive towards women. Many are very lenient.

•Christianity and Islam have so many similarities that their extremists have about the same values.

•Anti-Semitism is a thing that goes back centuries, and did not start with Nazi Germany.

•The singular “they” was actually accepted in Medieval times. People didn’t try to make it solely plural until the 19th century.

•AAVE is a legitimate dialect and formed while American English was still evolving, so no, it’s not just “bad English.”

•White people’s ancestors, who were primarily Norsemen, did not first discover Christianity. They were pagans who learned Christianity from the Romans.

•The Romans had nothing against homosexuality and had a few emperors who fell in love with men (see: Hadrian).

•Eastern religions, though very different from Abrahamic, still have more in common with Abrahamic beliefs than you’d think.

•And finally: college does not indoctrinate you. They are free from the bounds of education put by the government and are allowed to explore more histories. If you’re truly as anti-govt as you say you are, accept college education!!!!

Irondad headcannon

You know that thing when you did something bad and your parents just go: “imma gonna take you phone away.”

Welp, Tony Stark tried it once too. Peter just got in a fight (details doesn’t matter, the bad guy got kick in the ass and peter three bullets into his chest) and Tony just took his phone away.

10 minutes later Tony passes Peter again and Peter is holding in hand some new phone, even better than the one he got before, it has even a AI and a drink holder and everything, and Tony is just like;, Where did you got this? Peter, who gave it to you?!” And Peter just looks up and takes off his EDIT glasses like that (yk, just like Tony does) and is all like cool and w a special cool voice and he says;, nobody get me it. I built it.”

And Tony just doesn’t know if he should be more proud or pissed off.

I’m not actually asexual, but I’m bisexual and I also hear a lot of hate, not only from the straights, but sometimes also from LGBT+, so I think I can understand some of these feelings.

Reblog for that and also cus I love asexuals, theyare precious and valid <3

JUST LET ME BE.

Ryan Reynolds: Hi

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"

Robert Redford: ‘m joining the club -_-

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"

Homophobia

alright, so... Right now I’ve just read a reportage about how some group of young people had beaten shit out of two gays that were just holding hands together.

For the first: We are living in a culture, that si more comfortable with two men holding guns than holding hands.

Second: This world is... We are more  comfortable and better accepting men who are killing little children than men who love each other. That si NOT okay.

As a Bisexual teenage girl living in Czech republic, I’m afraid. I’m afraid for somebody to know that I belong into LGBT, and informations below are the reason why.

In our school, is absolutely alright when somebody is calling the other fa*got, sl*t or wh*re and everybody thinks it’s alright. I’m afraid, not so much from students (I can actually defend - I’m strong), but of the teachers. hey, u stand? I’m afraid of the teachers to know that I’m into guys and girls! teachers! T-E-A-CH-E-R-S!!!

That is not alright at all!

and Finally: Homophobia is a problem, and it’s a problem that whole society has. We need to stop it! More education, more discusions, more acceptable people in this world! Yes, we still have these primitive problems, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be better!

Oh, yes, also, here are the links to the reportage (it’s not in english, so u’ll propably must use translator): https://www.novinky.cz/domaci/clanek/zbili-nas-protoze-jsme-se-drzeli-za-ruce-tvrdi-sefredaktor-gay-magazinu-o-rvacce-na-naplavce-40361767#seq_no=2&source=hp&dop_id=40361767&dop_ab_variant=569200&dop_req_id=kiaeUzxLekA-202105301514&dop_source_zone_name=novinky.sznhp.box&utm_campaign=&utm_medium=z-boxiku&utm_source=www.seznam.cz

[ random MARVEL gif ]

[question]

[answer]

OMG okay, but MARVEL could have so much money if they only realized they have female characters

reddit

Hello, just your daily reminder that Steve and Bucky are gay and in love

Headcanon that

Bucky and Steve both know a lot about stylizing and brushing hair - Bucky ‘cause when his three little sisters needed help with hair, he was always the only one who had time to helpto them, and Steve because his hair was, before war, long and blonde cute waves. Anyway, they both know a lot about hairtyles and this stuff.

Who is, opposite of them, absolutely helpless with hair is Natasha. Her childhood was red room, she must learn somany things, like fighting styles, languages, shooting, hacking, psychology, etc etc... and she just never had time to just sit down and learn all these complicated hairstyles or anything else.

So, at any time when she needs help with her hair, she goes to Steve and Bucky. They both are her friends and are always absolutely prepared to help her. So, it will usually ended up as Natsha Romanoff, the deadliest Avengers ever, sitting on couch with JAmes Buchanan Barnes, the howling commando, the fist of HYDRA, deadliest assasin in USA history, brushing her hair and Steve Rogers, Captain America, America’s golden boy, the leader of the Avengers, putting sparkling rubber bands in them.