Trying To Apply A Quote From The 18th Century To The 21st Century Is Like Cutting A Dog With A Blender.

punk x jerk

I tought... when it’s a serie now, maybe I should give it a name, shouldn’t I? okay so, what name you think will be the best? (yaes, I’m asking ‘cause I’m not really good in naming things)? 😅

bye for today!!!

I don’t know what this is, but I love it

Bucky: you ever jumped on a grenade???

Walker: Yeah actually, three times

Bucky: yeah? You ever give up everything to save the assassin that’s trying to murder you??

Walker: Uh well I-

Bucky: you ever held someone FOR HOURS cause they couldn’t sleep???

Walker: Listen,

Bucky: you ever fingered your best friend to the lion king soundtrack??

Walker:

Bucky: HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HICKEY ON YOUR LEFT BUTT CHEEK

Sam: woah okay Bucky that’s enough *drags him away*

Bucky: I’M NOT FINISHED!!! HE’S NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA

Well, I mean... I agree. With all my hate and direspect for John Walker, I’m sincerely happy for Wyatt Russell to be in MARVEL and wish him almost that popularity that in these times have Sebastian Stan or Anthony Mackie 💖💖💖

Just a gentle reminder that though we hate John Walker with every fibre of our being, we are welcoming Wyatt Russell in the MCU with open arms and lots of love.

Just finished"for a few dollars more."

Man, El Indio is soo hot, and for what reason??? Like, I know he's a criminal and allthat, but I would definitely let him smash

Like, I'm not kidding, the whole time I was watching, I kept grabbing my phone and writing dirty fanfic ideas into a list (yes, I have another list now).

Why is that man so enchanting? Like, sorry, but whyyyyy

Theyyyy (Blonco brainrot)

I like my coffee sweet, hot and black. I like my coffee just like I like Anthony Mackie

Robert Redford: ‘m joining the club -_-

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"

You know how I said that I have a list of Gian Maria Volonté's characters in the dollars trilogy (El Indio and Ramone) that I want to write dirty fanfics for? Well, this is one off that list

It's written by me, altough I have a different name on AO3 than I do here.

Also, it is pretty heavy (non-con/r*pe, humiliation) so, if you're sensitive about these topics (nothing wrong with that!), you maybe want to skip this one. Reader discretion is advised.

Lastly, english is not my first language, but I promised I tried my best to avoid mistakes or silly wordings. If you find some, please notify me and I will correct them (again, to the best of my ability).

I hope you like it! Enjoy <3

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Minho: Jisung, my old friend! Jisung: You tried to kill me yesterday Minho: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you