Fecto Elfilis Is The Only Video Game "Ultimate Lifeform" Of The Trio That Doesn't Have A Little Girl

All our food... KEEPS BLOWING UP-

Fellow fanfic readers! Have you ever read a fanfic that was so cringy and bad, but kept reading anyway either because:

You've become invested in the plot

OR

There aren't many fanfics about a certain character/fandom, but you're so desperate that you will take what you can get?

Is it a clone or a perfect copy?

I think that actually makes it funnier!

Zooble drops a curse bomb and Queenie immediately starts interrogating everyone about how Zooble knows that word and who taught it to her. All while Zooble is sitting in the background looking very satisfied with themselves.

Hoo boy! Seeing Kaufmo swear! It would be pretty funny if Zooble's first word ended up being a cuss, and Queenie looking at everyone angrily asking who taught them that word.

Bold to assume Zooble just didn't come up with the concept of cursing by themselves.

Therapy… here of all places?

THE DAY POMNI GAINED SENTIENCE

Zooble: *Walks in looking tired and depressed* Able: Oh my! Zooble, is... Is everything alright? I heard quite the commotion outside!

Zooble: ... I don't want to talk about it... I'm going to sleep, I'll... I'll fill you in when I wake up...

(Am I off the mark here?)

Wait! So... I just realized... Since Able came before Pomni gained sentience... Does that mean in all the picture's of the Carnival gang where Pomni is featured, (like the Christmas Carol play, the picnic invite, and even the letter thing) Able is just... Chilling in Zooble's room playing solitaire or something?

Does he ever come out? Or is he always in there? I mean, being stuck in a digital world is bad enough, but I feel being confined to a single room would just make it worse.

You know it girly!! 💕✨able's been there for... Awh i l e ... Able has met KAUFMO...

Blaze and Heights

Its really funny how many times you see Blaze high up/willing to go up somewhere high when Sonic is involved lol

And then the latest issue she's just: no, screw this. I'm taking a car, thank you.

Sonic really is her exception huh lmao

He makes her feel safer

They're lucky she didn't go to Dedede about this! XD

You think Magolor and Susie would hire Adeleine for marketing and graphic design for their products?

I could see them both trying!

Adeleine, sweetie that she is, would probably be really shy about the offer at first, not sure she should accept, but also secretly SUPER EXCITED on the inside because, "Da-...ERR, King Dedede! Listen! I got my first 'professional' commission!"

Would it last past that? I dunno, lol...

I think both entrepreneurs would be incredibly happy with her demo piece for them! ...And then Susie, being Susie, would proceed to order a follow-up of 2,500 hand-drawn, personalized copies ("...Does two weeks sound like enough time? I'm on a schedule here. Oh, and if you can sign this ti~ny little non-compete clause!")

While Magolor would bug her for endless variations and changes until it's an entirely different piece of art; ad infinitum. ("Now, this is all still one commission, so I don't owe you anything extra, right?" "A-Actually..." "Wonderful! Pleasure doing business with you!") 

(Note that despite writing them as commissioner horror stories here, I don't see either of them as awful people. They're just quirky, as all our beloved cast members are. And, in this specific instance, a little short-sighted. ^^ )

Cue a burnt-out Adeleine sitting in the grass with a thousand yard stare. That is until Kirby, Ribbon, and Gooey come by to play and help remind her that her art is best when it's both personal and fun!

…

Haha… Is it clear yet how desperately I would want to be on the writing staff of a Kirby ensemble cast animated series? XD (Comic works too!)

Oh! I got a good one here! If I may add;

Caine: Ok, so you're driving on the track, when suddenly, Gangle and Jax walk onto the road! Quick! What do you hit?

Zooble: Oh, definitely Jax. I could never hit Gangle.

Caine: ... The breaks... You hit the breaks.

RACEWAY AU INCORRECT QUOTES

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Kinger: "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?"

Abel: "What the [%$!#] are you on?"

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Gangle: "This is so sad...Bubble, play Despacito."

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Caine: "I don't know if I give the air of knowing things, but I really don't."

Seth: "Your secret is safe with my indifference.

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Loo: "Why are you smiling?"

Gummigoo: "Can't I just be happy?"

Pomni: "Jax crashed on the final lap."

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Pomni: "Caine and I don’t use pet names."

Ragatha: "I see. Hey, what do bees make?"

Pomni: "Honey?"

Caine: "Yes, dear?"

Pomni: *sweats*

Ragatha: "Don't ever lie to my face again."

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Pomni: "MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT!!"

Caine: *gesturing to himself and Seth* "No, no, TWO idiots."

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Gangle: "I actually have a black belt."

Ragatha: "In karate?"

Gangle: "No, from Gucci."

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Jax: "Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist (mostly). I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground."

Zooble: "Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that."

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Kinger: "A theif."

Zooble: "Thief?"

Kinger: "Theif."

Zooble: "I before E, except after C."

Kinger: "...Thceif."

Zooble: "No."

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Caine: "Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something."

Seth: "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass."

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Ragatha: "If you had to choose between Jax and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?"

Gummigoo: "That depends, how much money are we taking about?"

Jax: "Hey!"

Ragatha: "63 cents."

Gummigoo: "I'll take the money."

Jax: "HEY!!"

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Loo: "WHY. why did you give Gangle a KNIFE?!"

Ragatha: "She said she felt unsafe."

Loo: "Now I feel unsafe!"

Ragatha: "I’m sorry... would you like a knife?"

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Caine: "How's the most beautiful person here~?"

Pomni: "I don't know, how are they~?"

Caine: *flustered* "I-"

Seth: *from across the room* "I'm doing great, thanks!"

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Jax: "We need to get through this locked door. Kinger, give me your credit card."

Kinger: Here.

Jax: "Thanks." *Pockets the card* "Zooble, kick down the door."

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Pomni: "Seth, can I talk to you for a second?"

Seth: "Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Caine are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?"

Pomni: *blushing furiously* "What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books."

Seth: *snorts*

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Gangle: "Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night."

Ragatha: "You were flirting with Zooble."

Gangle: "So what? They're my partner."

Ragatha: "You asked them if they were single."

Gangle:

Ragatha: "And then you cried when they said they weren't."

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Caine: "Pomni, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?"

Pomni: "I don’t know, love you, talk to you later."

Caine: "Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Kinger."

Pomni: *realizing* "WAIT-"

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Pomni: "You have to apologize to Caine."

Seth: "Fine....Unfuck you or whatever."

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Jax: "Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container."

Kinger: "The cow???"

Jax: "What?"

Ragatha: "Kinger, W H Y?"

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Pomni: "Do you have any skeletons in your closet?"

Abel: "You mean literally or figuratively?"

Pomni: "Honestly, the fact that I have to specify..."

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A/N: Heh, these where fun. I might need to do more

Late Bunnydoll week, day 6 Mistletoe