Take A Fucking Advil

i would care

should i start posting all the imaginary video essays i have in my brain in text form on here. OOH or should i like make a sideblog for it would ppl even care

Something that's kinda funny to me as someone who has just started Malevolent is that John is always like "Arthur. ARTHUR. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. Arthur we need to kill everyone. Let me kill people. Arthur you don't understand I need you to kill right now LISTEN!" and then when Arthur kills someone he's like "Arthur you FUCKING idiot. They didn't even deserve to die oh my GOD you're so dumb."

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

Hello!

I often see people who want to listen to the Radio adaptation of Good Omens, but can’t seem to find it or can’t afford to buy it, so I decided to share - you can listen to the adaptation in the following links.

This is the full version of the radio play, without the cuts from the aired BBC version, so, have fun!

Part 01

Part 02

Part 03

Part 04

All of that is true but if she’s not a robot making her husband explicitly an inventor was a weird choice though they could be faking us out to make us think she’s a robot

guys omfg trudy isn't a ROBOT. I'm going on record now, sue me if I'm wrong, but just because a woman is obviously so so so fake doesn't mean she's literally a robot.

we saw her facade break when she yelled at her kids. the rage and emotion that's underneath her rehearsed "good wife" act. i bet you she KNOWS tucker is cheating on her but divorce is so frowned upon and she's too old to remarry. so she stays. and she stays and she stays as the wife she's supposed to be.

does nobody get how INSANE being a woman was in the 50s. she was taught this since birth, shaped by society and her family, probably, and she knows nothing else. she doesn't know how NOT to be like this. I love her

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

ok prefacing this with the fact that i'm not fully caught up on tsv but i must speak. i have been so obsessed with brother faulkner the last couple of days.

i think the Thing about brother faulkner is that he's ruthless and amoral and a backstabbing murdering fanatic and a cult leader, and there's no effort made to conceal that fact, and still it's so impossible not to like him. and it isn't just that he has charisma, it's that he's so fucking genuine. he really believes everything he says, he absolutely wears his heart on his sleeve, the one time he outright lies (as far as i've seen), it's to protect carpenter.

so when he does something terrible, he so openly regrets it, he feels so unabashedly guilty about it, that you're left really wanting to believe that he's a fundamentally good person. and i'm still not convinced he isn't.

and isn't that kind of terrifying? he's so likeable, so genuine, so guileless, so easy to forgive, and he's actively seeking out what's sure to be a bright future as a literal cult leader.

as a member of the audience, i have been taken in by him. every awful thing he does feels like a fluke. i still believe there's hope for him.

and dude. i know i've been had.

bro i was listening to refraction girl (weevildoing) with the butterfly motifs and stuff and being in my feels and whatever and we pulled into the driveway and there was this cool artwork thing leaning against a tree that got illuminated in the headlights and it was three drawings of butterflies and like. fuck man maybe everything is gonna be ok