It’s Me The Cartoon Devil On Your Shoulder: You Should Do It

oh my god Sami it's at the top of the reblog chain

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

bro i was listening to refraction girl (weevildoing) with the butterfly motifs and stuff and being in my feels and whatever and we pulled into the driveway and there was this cool artwork thing leaning against a tree that got illuminated in the headlights and it was three drawings of butterflies and like. fuck man maybe everything is gonna be ok

What if and just here me out you changed the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing

don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing don’t change the entire premise of the story you’re already in the middle of writing

Im pretty sure artfight isn't a week away but I could be wrong?

Me right after experiencing life’s hardships: if I just make it to art fight, I’ll be alright….

“the pronoun. they kill me” is a very solid contender for funniest thing my grandma’s said tonight

AHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE CURSE

trick or treat owo

TRICK!!

CURSE OF RA

𓈐𓈑𓈒𓈓𓈔𓈕𓈖𓈗𓈘𓈙𓈚𓈛𓈜𓈝𓈞𓈟𓈠𓈡𓈢𓈣𓈥𓈦𓈧𓈨𓈩𓈪𓈫𓈬𓈭𓈯𓈰𓈱𓈲𓈳𓈴𓈵𓈶𓈷𓈸𓈹𓈺𓈻𓈼𓈽𓈾𓈿𓉀𓉁𓉂𓉃𓉄𓉅𓉆𓉇𓉈𓉉𓉊𓉋𓉌𓉍𓉎𓉏𓉐𓉑𓉒𓉓𓉕𓉖𓉗𓉘𓉙𓉚𓉞𓉟𓉠𓉡𓉢𓉣𓉤𓉥𓉦𓉧𓉨𓉩𓉪𓉫𓉬𓉭𓉮𓉯𓉰𓉱𓉲𓉳𓉴𓉵𓉶𓉷𓉸𓉹𓉺𓉻𓉼𓉽𓉾𓉿𓊀𓊁𓊃𓊄𓊅𓊆𓊈𓊊𓊋𓊌𓊍𓊎𓊏𓊐𓊑𓊒𓊓𓊝𓊟𓊠𓊡𓊢𓊣𓊥𓊦𓊧𓊩𓊪𓊫𓊬𓊭𓊮𓊯𓊰𓊱𓊲𓊳𓊴𓊵𓊶𓊷𓊸𓊹𓊻𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yippee

birthday time :D

Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.

Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.

Excerpts below the cut

Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."

love or carbon monoxide

anyone else feel like there’s been something in the air today