Better Then Middle School

Something that's kinda funny to me as someone who has just started Malevolent is that John is always like "Arthur. ARTHUR. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. Arthur we need to kill everyone. Let me kill people. Arthur you don't understand I need you to kill right now LISTEN!" and then when Arthur kills someone he's like "Arthur you FUCKING idiot. They didn't even deserve to die oh my GOD you're so dumb."

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

there are elfs in megaman???!!

Megoid

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

John: hey arthur there’s a poster over there for a film. It looks pretty good. We should go see it!

Arthur: no

John: I fucking knew you always hated me you selfish piece of shit. I hope you starve to death. I hope everything goes horribly fucking wrong for you. How fucking dare you treat me like a prisoner. I hope you never have anything good happen to you ever again. Whore.

**At Hexside**

Darius: *impatiently, on the scroll, distorting one of his hand into a scythe* Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk okay, I’m at a parent teacher-conference!

Darius: *cheerily, back to normal, pats Hunter's head* Anyways, you said Hunter is enjoying flyer derby matches, that’s great!

AAHHHRRGGGGGGG

i love solitaire screw good grades solitaire is my life

This took me forever to make, I have a tendency to start projects like this with out finishing them. I'm really happy to have a finished thing to show y'all.

heres a version you can print up your self and cut like a basic 8 page zine if you want your own physical copy though the pages are in a slightly different order

I might try to post some nicer scans later