I Think The Thing That Would Help Me Deal With The Election Results The Most Would Be If A Girl Would

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

Omg can I adopt this guy he's so freaking cutee😭

Take the little shart

He has a diet, 3 meals a day and a few snacks, and make sure to crush up the coffee beans or this menace will choke and die

He’s lying

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

The bad kids!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yippee

birthday time :D

I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.

isn’t this great? we each get to choose the thing that eats us.

[ID: Fanart of Carpenter and Faulkner from The Silt Verses. In the first, they stand side-by-side against a dark blue background, backed by the cover art’s prayer mark and surrounded by bright green designs of waves, fish, fish skeletons, and fish hooks. Carpenter looks tired, and Faulkner is smiling a bit unnervingly.

The second is animated and shows a young Carpenter’s wide-eyed, sorrowful reflection in the goldfish pond. The piece is from her point of view, and her hand can just be seen on the ground. A tear falls from Carpenter’s eye and sends ripples through the water. End ID]

Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.

Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.

Excerpts below the cut

Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."

I am healing my child you guys have to hear more about masterminds by Gorden Korman.

These books are so close to having interesting moral dilemmas but so far. They are a bit to wrapped up in the idea of legality as morality they try to break free from this but never mange to fully untangle them. They also want the characters to feel bad about doing stuff but refuse to let them willingly do the wrong thing. I think this works for Amber because it's kind of her deal but just doesn't really fit with the other characters.

also Amber is the best character and I have way more thoughts on her that I will try to organize into disjointed tumblr posts later.

Also she and Tori should kiss

In summery masterminds is a book series why they try to clone criminals instead of putting there resources to actual prison reform that would help people

*with tears in my eyes* I think I’m coping pretty well