I’m Really Happy With This Painting

The silt verses gave me a few good years of brain spinning, also it's like good.

im literally so sick of not having a special interest. i didnt even know it was a special interest while i had it but this is so fucking boringgggg i need a story to spin in my brain constantly and consume hours of content about daily

Round 1 Poll 24

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"there is no one who loves pain, who seeks after it, wants to have it simply because it is pain" : for the part adapted from Cicero (and not in the parenthesis here), the rest is gibberish

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In saecula saeculorum

"Unto the ages of ages"

Expresses the idea of eternity, or an indeterminate number of time

It's a Bible phrase I don't remember from where but it is in the New Testament. BUT i heard it. more at the church and when old ladies and people raised by grandmas are complaining about long periods of wait/expectation is very funny

Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.

Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.

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Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."

oh my god Sami it's at the top of the reblog chain

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

perchance

Testing something…Merchance

Voyage Is back YIPPEEE

hey gang it’s been… a while. TikTok’s gone which means I have the mental capacity to handle another social media app. Gotta change a bunch of this account up bc half of my intro post is WRONG now

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

@terpho

your parents core

It's really funny that Noelle's mom is so over-protective in every other area of her life, but gives her 100% unmonitored internet access. She thought Noelle couldn't handle being in the rain too long, meanwhile her daughter's fighting for her life on the internet as she stumbles into every single creepypasta, all of which are real and trying to kill her.

okay one more masterminds post

I play waterpolo and it's a pretty aggressive and contact heavy sport. It's no football but still. I've been thinking does Gordon Korman know that, is the point that it's an outlet for aggression or did he just chose a random sport he knows nothing about and do no research.