Remi Salmon

Those damn fish don’t even try to stay alive.

The Hawk Conservancy Trust is a conservation charity that works in the fields of conservation, rehabilitation, education and research of birds of prey. I spent a day there photographing a few of the birds that they have. My aim was to photograph the character of the bird and to get some movement into the portraits. I also wanted to illustrate the amazing structure and detail in these beautiful birds.

© Andrew Shaylor

Fremen Sietch by Finnian Macmanus

Everyone But Oghren Has a Filthy Mind...

Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here

Alistair: You think so? Do you?

Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?

Alistair: I hesitate to wonder

Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon

Alistair: Really?

Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease

Alistair: That's disgusting!

Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?

Alistair: I think that's private

Oghren: Really?

Oghren: Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open

Alistair: Where people can SEE you?

Oghren: Yep!

Alistair: Wait... What are you talking about?

Oghren: What are YOU talking about?

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Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as "a little pike twirler"?

Oghren: Why? Has the little pike twirler taken offense?

Wynne: It's just a curious description.

Oghren: Curious? Heh, nah it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no ones watching, knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day, blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's gonna hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.

Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore do I?

Oghren: I keep telling him pike's are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy girl.

Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?

Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?

This Might Be The Funniest Dad On Twitter

Too funny!

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 Mariana Powell

Neverwinter: Jewel of the North

Take Earth back

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