carpooling with your boyfriend—itoshi sae—has got to be the most interesting thing in the world.
there’s a silent sneeze coming from the man beside you—you barely noticed it was even a sneeze in the first place until someone pointed it out . . . someone being your boyfriend’s younger brother.
“you don’t sneeze like that!” rin exclaims in surprise.
from your perspective, all you can see is the way sae’s head turns to rin. however, all rin can see is the glare of death coming from his brother’s eyes telling him to shut up. there’s a twinge of curiosity brewing up in your throat that you just have to spit out.
“what does he mean?” your question is directed to sae but before he can turn back and answer it, rin is already answering. “big bro normally makes the whole house jump when he sneezes . . .” he pouts, sinking back into the plush seat—probably jealous you didn’t have to experience a whole ass earthquake, so unfair!
surprise shocks right through you in amusement. “really?” you urge him to elaborate on the subject, the look of betrayal is a glint in sae’s stare. “yeah! it rings throughout the house,” he explains and you’re on the verge of laughing but also dying by the hands of sae.
what should you do . . ? test your luck, of course!
“how?”
a familiar annoyed groan comes from sae before he starts massaging his temples like he has the worst migraine in the world. “. . . don’t even.” two words he spoke and two words rin didn’t listen to as he confidently re-enacts his brother so-called ‘sneeze that can cause an earthquake’.
and then the laugh you were holding finally rips through you—you swear you see sae slightly smile but it doesn’t stop him from feeling annoyed and betrayed,
“you guys suck.” sae grumpily grumbles.
sticky note. siblings love embarrassing their siblings . . . DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISION I’M GIGGLING ( loud sneezer!sae . . . )
I hate how Kaiser is serving so much cunt in this page
Poor Ness
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I MADE A SMASH OR PASS QUIZ ‼️
gem i found on twitter
inspired by @kaislvves’s bastard post… ps: i acc love dior sauvage its my scent for when i go to school but its so strong HAHAHAHA
kaiser’s cologne has an overwhelming scent. not just in a way that two sprays could fill the entire bastard münchen cafeteria in his scent, but also in a way that lasts. his scent lasts on for a week before it finally wears off.
what’s his scent? dior sauvage, the scent of liars. kaiser likes the overwhelming presence of its’ scent; it’s as powerful as he is.
he loves to spray his cologne all over your closet and clothes, making sure that whatever you wear, and whatever perfume you try to wear to overpower it, you end up on the other side smelling of him.
it’s adorable how you spray on your 70 euro hermès perfume, checking out your outfit in the full-body mirror in your bedroom, before you’re coughing and choking on his overwhelming scent.
“mikka!” you shout out. “stop spraying your perfume on my clothes, it’s so strong!” you frown. his attention is finally raised away from his phone when he finally looks up to you, small circle-framed glasses starting to slide down his nose before he pushes it up with his middle finger.
“why should i? i like doing it.” he simply states. that’s just how he was; how he was raised— if he wants something, he must do everything to take it. likewise, if he wants to keep something, he has to make sure no one else steals it.
and with a job that forces him to almost always be out of country, he can’t help but worry about his rose. what if another piece of trash tries to flirt with you while you’re vulnerable? the overwhelming, almost sickly scent of citrus and pepper would be enough to tell them to back off; you’re already taken by another man.
“yeah; well, i don’t like it. it always lingers for too long.” you explain. and to kaiser, your explanation is moronic. “…that’s the point of a cologne; to linger.” he bluntly states. you roll your eyes at his smart-assed response, and scoff, “ugh— duh, but it stays on for days!”
kaiser only shrugs. “good. everyone knows you’re taken.” he’s quite adamant to telling the media what fragrance he uses. it’s odd, but he always encourages his interviewers to smell him in at least one point of the interview, giving him the chance to comment on his fragrance. it’s become a bit of a meme in his fandom that he wants to get sponsored by dior. but, no.
this isn’t about money.
it’s about everyone knowing his scent.
like a wolf marking his territory, kaiser leaves his scent on what he owns. and what he owns is you; your heart. it’s not enough that you love him with your heart as much as he cherishes you— he needs others to feel him spiritually when you’re nearby.
“this is stupid, mikka. none of my perfumes linger anymore cause of your dumb sauvage.” you scoff. and, kaiser stands up from his place in the bedroom, moving behind you. his overwhelming height makes for an awkward position when he rests his arms on your shoulders, and his jaw on your forehead. he stares at the reflection in the mirror, admiring of his and your beauty. the glint in his eyes is dangerous— as dangerous as the cheshire grin he proudly displays before he completely destroys an opponent in a match.
“would you want different kind of physical marking then?” he asks. his fingers delicately ghosting to touch the ticklish parts of your neck.
“…no.” you roll your eyes. kaiser sneers.
“then, you’ll have to stick with the cologne.”
Had this in my drafts since the 16th of August
I’m fine.
Micheal 'My girl can wear whatever she wants because i can break your jaw' Kaiser.
raging feral bachira gremlin you say? 👀
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