Oh God I Loved This Shit

'Kitagawa Yusuke has entered the chat'

If an item is in his life long enough he will bond with it and it will have a whole personality (think how people name their car, phone, laptop, couch, plants, toys ect. and treat those things like people) I just like the idea of him talking to the fiat sometimes like "This is the second time you've broken down on this drive. Do you wish to stop for the night? Are you thirsty? I should ask Jigen to look at you."

if anyone ever finds this on their timeline or whatever, give me YOUR (🫵) headcannons (is that how you spell it? i never learned it) about our wonderful Autism Boy, Goemon!!

pretty please,,?

So guess who rolled the fuck out of their ankle while in SF yesterday and can't walk.

This guy!

The upside is that I've had time to sit and draw, write fanfic, and play Stardew Valley and you know what just happened to drop in my lap?

THE FUCKING LIVING HAT!!!

And it's only Year 1 Fall 7th (got it Fall 6th technically) the luck is crazy especially since I got it in the mines not the monsters on the farm I'm so happy I have the little bush hat!!!

Innocently scrolling through my news updates on chrome when SUDDENLY:

HELP ME

I'm crying cause this is me with everything, like I still love the object of my affection but I can no longer feel excited about looking at stuff for said object and it's just so depressing cause now I just sit and read things I can no longer get excited about cause I know if I didn't do it I would truly feel nothing even though all I feel right now... Is boredom.

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

It's so strange and funny how the ao3 curse has affected my thought process. I was sitting here genuinely panicking because an ao3 author I've been reading from stopped posting three days ago and they're a daily poster. So my brain immediately jumped to "Oh gods I hope wherever hit them isn't too terrible! I hope it's just a cold and not a burned down house or dead relative!" Gods only on AO3 would you assume the worst immediately because someone missed their weeklies/dailies.

I- I'm not the only one!!! Okay listen I've created an entire precure like au with the OP crew (specifically the east blue crew being the ones that transform and the other members being their companions!) but was too embarrassed to ever actually draw or write that au cause I was like "who would even like this other than me!" But I'm not the only one!!! 😭😭😭 This made me happier than I could ever be thank you so much!!! (Also I approve of twink Sanji+buff Luffy pairing 1,000%)

"Is this what it's like to be in the presence of a god..?"

What if I just- *drops and spills my Sanlu Magical Girl AU all over the floor* 🤭

I've been rotating this idea in my head for a while now all thanks to a joke that evolved into an entire AU 😭 Basically all you need to know right now is that:

Luffy was chosen by the Sun God Nika to be his next warrior/vessel through a magical armlet (that grants him his transformation).

Sanji escaped from his family's illegal human testing lab and stole a prototype raid suit in the process (thus becoming Soba Mask).

They both meet as civilians but come together to fight the forces of evil by moonlight (without knowing the identity of the other at first) 👹✨

I plan on posting some ref sheets along with more detailed explanations in the future! (AND BIG SHOUT-OUT TO MY FRIEND @sunnycanvasdesu FOR KICKSTARTING THE IDEA AND LISTENING TO ME YAPPING ABOUT IT YOU'RE A REAL ONE 🥹🙏🙏🙏💕)

Anyways bonus Luffy POV 🚶‍♀️

Did you motherfuckers spell out Kung Pow Penis I'm fucking dying 😂 lol fuck the queen I could care less about her. There's a lot of people out there that directly died because of her. So shove it dude. I hope Diana is up there kicking her old ass all the way from Heaven's pearly gates, down to Hell's hollowed halls

Regardless of your political beliefs and preferences about Queen Elizabeth II, a human being has died. Many people in history have made mistakes, most of them NOT by their own personal choice. There are both the good and the bad; stop conveniently denying certain facts to forward your own biased, baseless opinions. You are no better than the colonialists that you claim to be 'against'; they used the same strategies as you but your head is too stuck up your ass to realize that.

Quit spewing your narrow-minded, HATEFUL rhetoric just for one day, take your meds, and grow the fuck up. Try having a little respect for your fellow human beings, much? Someone technically lost a mother, grandmother, aunt, etc today. You can go back to your extremist revisionist ramblings and narcissistic delusions tomorrow.

P.S: Please block me and fuck off forever if you also think blaming all of world history's problems are the sole fault of a single person. Your critical thinking abilities leave much to be desired, but hey, if ignorance is blissful enough for you to sleep at night, not my damn business. Bye 😎🖕

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second