What Does Dream And An Orphan Have In Common?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

Get ready for 2025 bitches!

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

Just tried to do a british accent but instead of saying ello to get into it I said g'day 😭

My aussie coming out, man

Gotta make money somehow

WHY'S HE LOOKING AT ME

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever