He Is Already A Married Man

He’s not fooling anyone,,, YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE YA QUEER,,,

He’s her #1 Fan 🩷

Art by: @cebwrites

dinnertime domestic bliss

young zaunites

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Es no....es no... papi no me gusta.... lol i dont even like kids, in fact I hate them but I do find this au funny LOL Also they aren't necessarily either of them giving birth to the kids. I might be a Bruce Wayne situation where they just find kids that look like a mix of them both.

My favorite trope is when Zoro compliments Sanji while still insulting him.

Like damn Sanji, take the hint 😫

soft and vulnerable zoroooo

he's a sweet thing<3