Real Talk

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

stg the only time we ever saw bertholdt truly get mad was when armin lied to him saying annie was being tortured, and when zeke absolutely clapped reiner. like he was so ready to nuke that monkey istg. and people say he didn’t care for either of them and hated them (mostly reiner)

Hello fellow Bertholdt enjoyers. There’s not as many of us here in the Bert fandom but everyone seems pretty nice as far as I can tell. I hope you’re all having a lovely day and that you continue having a lovely week. It’s what Bertl would want.

i fear i have a superiority complex over a vast majority of aot fans because i am one of the few who when watching season 4 in 2020 did NOT EVER HATE GABI now I lowkey think i'm better than everyone else because wtf you mean you hate this little 12 year old girl who is clearly severly traumatized and already has been shown to have been raised by a child soilder from the first episode??? this little girl who just watched her friends die and in response did the thing she was literally raised to do (FIGHT???) all this and then they defend eren bro there is no way.

Tiny Reiner in the My Melody drip

I am hopelessly obsessed with the attack on titan Sanrio collab, Reiner is my favorite + my melody is my fav Sanrio character. It's just perfect.

when I was in Japan I found tiny Reiner a shirt and ita bag! 🥹🩷🩷🩷

Real talk

This is about Reiner in fanfiction that aren’t about Reiner. He’s often depicted as a toxic ex or a violent person and I know they’re just fanfiction but in canon when was the last time you saw him harm anyone out right. When Sasha punched him unprovoked he said she was right despite it being unreasonable- he let Eren punch his face with his silly nubs. He’s just a teddybear 😞 I know he’s a fictional soldier but he’s genuinely just a teddybear

Face card so lethal they had to nerf him with depression

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

gonna become real annoying abt aot for a bit sorry 💔💔

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.