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Barty Crouch: Your name was drawn from the Goblet of Fire! Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Harry: *looks over at Hermione*

Hermione: *mouths "not guilty"*

Harry: Hot Milky.

Hermione: For fuck's sake.

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Hermione: We have to get to a muggle hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Harry: Then I should drive.

Ron: Why you?

Harry: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Hermione: Okay, let's do it.

[cut to]

Everyone in the Car: *screaming*

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Sirius: Who the fuck-

McGonagall: Language, Black.

Sirius: Whom the fuck-

McGonagall: No.

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Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.

Ron: It's so bloody dark in here, good thing we have our wands.

Harry: Wait I have an idea.

*walks over to Hermione*

Hermione: Harry what are you doing?

*Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*

Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.

Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!

Harry: What?! I thought if I shook you up you would start glowing.

Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!

Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"