Everyone Who Reblogs This Will Get Gordon Ramsay In Their Inbox 

Dick:

Actual canon interaction:

Dick: If you're with Batman or me you're safe and we won't let anything happen to you.

Tim: Jason Todd.

Mini headcanon time 💜

Dabi likes to wear Hawks socks to slip and slide around the house in. Hawks caught him doing so coming home late one night after a long patrol. He was half way in the window when he saw Dabi sliding across the hall into the living room listening to music. Dancing sliding around the house completely comfortable in one of Hawks shirts, the backs cut out for Hawks wings.

Dabi danced for a solid five minutes with his eyes closed before he opened them and then they were shock wide open. They stared at each other for a second before dabi yelped and shot fire at hawks who dodged quicker than dabi could spark it. Squawking when he flew back inside.

“Dabi?! You could’ve killed me!”

“You saw me dancing!”

“So you tried to kill me?”

“ I didn’t try to kill you i tried to fry you! Big difference chicken!”

“Chicken? With those skinny legs?” Hawks said pointing at Dabi’s exposed lower half. The shirt covering up to his mid thigh, showing off indeed, skinny chicken legs.

“So what? You’re a bird so it’s different!”

“That makes no sense!”

“You don’t make sense!”

Dabi yelled, stomping off to the bedroom only to skip and fall on his bony ass. Hawks had never laughed so hard in his life.

I'll be fine without my right lung......right??

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

James: You packed condoms?

Sirius: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the earth.

James: And condoms are the way to do that?

Please "doot doot" me

Noone puts anything in my ask box

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat. 

James: So uh, for future reference, do I have to ask you before I go out with my friends?

Lily: No…. Yes…. Sometimes.

James: So uh, how will I know which times?

Lily: Well you'll know afterward when I get mad.

Sirius: Who the fuck-

McGonagall: Language, Black.

Sirius: Whom the fuck-

McGonagall: No.