Luna: What about Hermione? Does she ever sleep?
Ron: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
I imagine that's true
Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler
Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point
Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off
Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld
Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed
Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband
Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos
Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt
Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral
Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid
Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid
Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly
Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it
Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser
At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god
Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that
Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most
Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning
Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other
Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid
Percy Jackson can control poison
Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived
Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag
Hi, my name is Toony/Trickster, a nonbinary, black, disabled, autistic, queer 18 year old and I’m getting kicked out of my house by my abusive, transphobic mother for having a panic attack.
Yesterday my mom and I got into an argument where she slapped me, called the police on me twice (for no reason, and she often does this knowing damn well I’m terrified of the police), punched me and slammed my hand into a door to the point where I couldn’t move it.
Along with this, she called me retarded, mocked me for crying after she hurt me and said “she can’t handle me being trans due to the mental illness aspect.” During the instance where she slammed my hand into the door, the beginning of the frame began to crack and the door can’t shut correctly.
I don’t know how long I have here and I need to find a place to live, prefably in the Western Massachusetts area near Springfield so I can get to school and work.
If you think you can help me, or provide anything in this situation, my inbox is open. My CashApp is $tuxedosam , and any amount of money will go towards an apartment or transportation to work or school.
Please reblog and spread this as much as you can, I need to get out of here.
Mini headcanon time 💜
Dabi likes to wear Hawks socks to slip and slide around the house in. Hawks caught him doing so coming home late one night after a long patrol. He was half way in the window when he saw Dabi sliding across the hall into the living room listening to music. Dancing sliding around the house completely comfortable in one of Hawks shirts, the backs cut out for Hawks wings.
Dabi danced for a solid five minutes with his eyes closed before he opened them and then they were shock wide open. They stared at each other for a second before dabi yelped and shot fire at hawks who dodged quicker than dabi could spark it. Squawking when he flew back inside.
“Dabi?! You could’ve killed me!”
“You saw me dancing!”
“So you tried to kill me?”
“ I didn’t try to kill you i tried to fry you! Big difference chicken!”
“Chicken? With those skinny legs?” Hawks said pointing at Dabi’s exposed lower half. The shirt covering up to his mid thigh, showing off indeed, skinny chicken legs.
“So what? You’re a bird so it’s different!”
“That makes no sense!”
“You don’t make sense!”
Dabi yelled, stomping off to the bedroom only to skip and fall on his bony ass. Hawks had never laughed so hard in his life.
sixth year james potter getting drunk and getting his head stuck in the stairwell railing reblog if you agree
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Sirius: *pulls curtain back while Remus is in the shower*
Sirius: Are we -- stop screaming, it's just me -- are we out of Doritos?
I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat.
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Reblogs help reach more people, if you cannot help for whatever reason you can still reblog and that makes all the difference!
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YOU CAN CONTACT THE WHITE HOUSE DIRECTLY:
Go to this website https://t.co/nhEejuzfG3
Submit directly to the president
Click the first option, select your reasoning as election security
State these pieces of information in a paragraph:
32 fake Bomb Threats were called into democratic leading poll places, rendering polls to be closed for at least an hour
A lot of people reporting their ballots weren't counted for various reasons that are not very sound seeming. (Signature invalidation, information that vote counter could not have had)
This all occurred in swing states. (PA, Nevada, Georgia, ETC.)
This is all too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting of foul play.
Directly state that an investigation for tampering/interference/fraud is required, not just a recount.
9 million people fucking love dogs