HAPPY NOIR :3 Had To Give Him A Smile To Contrast All The Angst I’ve Been Reading.

venty chat noir and a chat blanc i did while testing out a brush

I think the show is traumatising Marinette right now as much as they can to make it even when Adrien's family is revealed to be a family of terrorists because it's not cool to have only one of the two leads traumatised, you need both ✌️✌️✌️

Part 166 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

okay but adrien acknowledged the growing roster of new heroes. he vocalizes his fear of being replaced. things are happening gang.

- and jean, i’ll let you know that this christmas i wouldn’t at all prefer to be at home and i’m really not guiltripping you at all.” - pizza hut ladybug and her holiday bonus powerup

merry christmas buggies <3

(both jean and pizza hut lady bug knew that she was there only for the bonus rates) 

this is a scene from one of my FAVORITE fics atm, the way i loved you written by my sister @sha-nwa. if you enjoy marichat/things that are good PLEASE get on this. it is ABSOLUTELY a must read i literally go insane every time i think about it !!!! abby is a master storyteller & just one of the best people to walk the earth.

happy birthday abby you’re my favorite person i love you 🤍🤍🤍

Part 167 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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my @mlsecretsanta gift for @slopapapa-dingdong ! some ladynoir angst for you!!

silly ladynoir things

chat starts Shit Talking Sundays bc there are some days when chat just needs to talk about how dumb his dad is being and ladybug needs to scream about this bratty bully in her history class

on days when they’re bored, they’ll board the metro in costume and ride it for a few stops purely for the shock value

chat finds out ladybug can’t whistle and spends every available opportunity trying to teach her

cn: *squishes her cheeks between his hands* you’re not pursing your lips enough and your tongue isn’t positioned correctly, try again

lb: my tongue is sitting in my mouth what do you mean it’s not positioned correctly i don’t ???????

joint naps during patrols are very much a thing bc these kids never sleep between school and akuma attacks. sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find ladybug snoring on a rooftop with chat noir laid on top of her, drooling on her shoulder

when patrols get boring, ladybug will hop on chat noir’s back, make him shut his eyes, and act as his eyes while they try to patrol the city before switching places. they don’t talk about that time chat was laughing too hard to warn ladybug about the ledge and they almost fell off a roof. 

hide and seek games that last literally hours

they both cheat and bring their phones to stalk social media tags and see if anyone’s posted tips and/or sightings of them so that they can find the other

chat’s really good at massages so sometimes he’ll work out the kinks in ladybug’s shoulders when they have downtime bc “wow you carry so much tension in your neck please tell me you’re not hunched over your desk all day”

the eiffel tower is their honorary “it’s 3am and we can’t sleep” meeting place. 

they’ll often drop into parks and playgrounds and join with some of the neighborhood kids on games of tag, frisbee, and football

they have a going scoreboard for their impromptu arm wrestling competitions. last they checked the score was 32-35 with ladybug in the lead. 

they each have their own personal lists of dumb/funny things that the other has said

chat’s list of things ladybug has said: “sleep isn’t a thing you know. they lied to you. it’s not real,” “you ever wonder if i can spin a web with my yoyo?” “can lucky charm conjure me an A for this physics test tomorrow?” “i almost had my cat-eye eye liner perfect today before that akuma appeared and messed me up like that proximity to perfection might never happen again.”

ladybug’s list of things chat has said: “is there a place where we can borrow a microwave? i wanna see what happens if i use cataclysm on it,” “memes are like the dysfunctional family you didn’t ask for but didn’t know you needed,” “im like terrified an akuma attack is gonna happen when i’m in the shower while im naked and vulnerable,” “if i extend my staff long enough, do you think it’ll reach space?”

I never noticed Astrocat has purple eyes!!! His color palette in Dearest Family looked especially nonbiney :)

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