“Ask Me Again When We’ve Defeated Hawkmoth, And I Know Your Name…” 🥀

silly ladynoir things

chat starts Shit Talking Sundays bc there are some days when chat just needs to talk about how dumb his dad is being and ladybug needs to scream about this bratty bully in her history class

on days when they’re bored, they’ll board the metro in costume and ride it for a few stops purely for the shock value

chat finds out ladybug can’t whistle and spends every available opportunity trying to teach her

cn: *squishes her cheeks between his hands* you’re not pursing your lips enough and your tongue isn’t positioned correctly, try again

lb: my tongue is sitting in my mouth what do you mean it’s not positioned correctly i don’t ???????

joint naps during patrols are very much a thing bc these kids never sleep between school and akuma attacks. sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find ladybug snoring on a rooftop with chat noir laid on top of her, drooling on her shoulder

when patrols get boring, ladybug will hop on chat noir’s back, make him shut his eyes, and act as his eyes while they try to patrol the city before switching places. they don’t talk about that time chat was laughing too hard to warn ladybug about the ledge and they almost fell off a roof. 

hide and seek games that last literally hours

they both cheat and bring their phones to stalk social media tags and see if anyone’s posted tips and/or sightings of them so that they can find the other

chat’s really good at massages so sometimes he’ll work out the kinks in ladybug’s shoulders when they have downtime bc “wow you carry so much tension in your neck please tell me you’re not hunched over your desk all day”

the eiffel tower is their honorary “it’s 3am and we can’t sleep” meeting place. 

they’ll often drop into parks and playgrounds and join with some of the neighborhood kids on games of tag, frisbee, and football

they have a going scoreboard for their impromptu arm wrestling competitions. last they checked the score was 32-35 with ladybug in the lead. 

they each have their own personal lists of dumb/funny things that the other has said

chat’s list of things ladybug has said: “sleep isn’t a thing you know. they lied to you. it’s not real,” “you ever wonder if i can spin a web with my yoyo?” “can lucky charm conjure me an A for this physics test tomorrow?” “i almost had my cat-eye eye liner perfect today before that akuma appeared and messed me up like that proximity to perfection might never happen again.”

ladybug’s list of things chat has said: “is there a place where we can borrow a microwave? i wanna see what happens if i use cataclysm on it,” “memes are like the dysfunctional family you didn’t ask for but didn’t know you needed,” “im like terrified an akuma attack is gonna happen when i’m in the shower while im naked and vulnerable,” “if i extend my staff long enough, do you think it’ll reach space?”

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

People worrying is their fic is too self indulgent like....... that is the point of fanfiction. You are supposed to indulge . Every fic is self indulgent

super secret special mission!!

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pt 3 (last part)

part 2

part 1

Part 156 of my bakery “enemies” au!

Aaannnd…. scene!

I’m going to take a small hiatus now! Shouldn’t be too long, the next few parts are already done, but I need to recoup at least a little bit and I figure it’d be better to take a break at the scene change than in the middle of the next scene.

Thank you guys for all the kind comments, support, fanworks, etc of my silly comic 😭 I never expected it to get this much attention! Thank you!

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Kofi

the fact that bug noire told adrien that she was mortally wounded and that gabriel used the wish to save her ............. omg ..... absolutely horrific thing for adrien chat noir agreste to hear. i dont think she has any idea how much that was the worst possible thing to tell adrien because she doesn't know he's CHAT NOIR!!!!

hello, chat noir, my dear partner that already has issues with self sacrificial tendencies. did you know that the one time you weren't around, i nearly died. i needed you to protect me and you weren't there. your father, on the other hand, is a hero for dying to save me. i sure hope you don't internalize any of this.

You know… The problem isn’t Marinette and Adrien knowing each other’s identities or dating or anything like that (even if the show keeps telling us that ladynoir can’t reveal themselves) because, as we saw in Chat Blanc, nothing bad happened even though Adrien knew Marinette was Ladybug, even though adrinette were dating. It was all fine UNTIL Gabriel decided to be the shittiest father he could be.

The problem is Gabriel Agreste. 

The problem is that this man is rotten to the core, the problem is that his son happens to be Chat Noir, the problem is that he is ready to hurt and abuse his son to get what he wants.

Ladybug and Chat Noir can learn each other’s identities. But Gabriel can’t find out who Chat Noir is. And Adrien can’t find out who Papillon is.