Kackklee - Kales

Can adrien agreste be happy for oNE FUCKING EPISODE

silly ladynoir things

chat starts Shit Talking Sundays bc there are some days when chat just needs to talk about how dumb his dad is being and ladybug needs to scream about this bratty bully in her history class

on days when they’re bored, they’ll board the metro in costume and ride it for a few stops purely for the shock value

chat finds out ladybug can’t whistle and spends every available opportunity trying to teach her

cn: *squishes her cheeks between his hands* you’re not pursing your lips enough and your tongue isn’t positioned correctly, try again

lb: my tongue is sitting in my mouth what do you mean it’s not positioned correctly i don’t ???????

joint naps during patrols are very much a thing bc these kids never sleep between school and akuma attacks. sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find ladybug snoring on a rooftop with chat noir laid on top of her, drooling on her shoulder

when patrols get boring, ladybug will hop on chat noir’s back, make him shut his eyes, and act as his eyes while they try to patrol the city before switching places. they don’t talk about that time chat was laughing too hard to warn ladybug about the ledge and they almost fell off a roof. 

hide and seek games that last literally hours

they both cheat and bring their phones to stalk social media tags and see if anyone’s posted tips and/or sightings of them so that they can find the other

chat’s really good at massages so sometimes he’ll work out the kinks in ladybug’s shoulders when they have downtime bc “wow you carry so much tension in your neck please tell me you’re not hunched over your desk all day”

the eiffel tower is their honorary “it’s 3am and we can’t sleep” meeting place. 

they’ll often drop into parks and playgrounds and join with some of the neighborhood kids on games of tag, frisbee, and football

they have a going scoreboard for their impromptu arm wrestling competitions. last they checked the score was 32-35 with ladybug in the lead. 

they each have their own personal lists of dumb/funny things that the other has said

chat’s list of things ladybug has said: “sleep isn’t a thing you know. they lied to you. it’s not real,” “you ever wonder if i can spin a web with my yoyo?” “can lucky charm conjure me an A for this physics test tomorrow?” “i almost had my cat-eye eye liner perfect today before that akuma appeared and messed me up like that proximity to perfection might never happen again.”

ladybug’s list of things chat has said: “is there a place where we can borrow a microwave? i wanna see what happens if i use cataclysm on it,” “memes are like the dysfunctional family you didn’t ask for but didn’t know you needed,” “im like terrified an akuma attack is gonna happen when i’m in the shower while im naked and vulnerable,” “if i extend my staff long enough, do you think it’ll reach space?”

Natalie really gave adrien false hope by giving him Marinette gift in bubbler.

In the episode we saw how Gabriel straight up ignored him on his birthday and only said something to him when Adrien did something wrong. And Natalie giving him that gift made him think that his father really cared about him smh. Gabriel also gave him false hope because he lied to Natalie about asking her to get a gift.

pegabug putting her powers to good use by stealing the villain’s coffee 😎

based on this post by @settledownsummer :3333

Hawkmoth, probably several times a day: Ah, what a powerful negative emotion! Betrayed, let down, and ignored by parents and guardians alike, unable to spend time with their dearest friends, isolated and- oh, it's just Adrien again. Never mind.

we don’t appreciate kim enough he’s just a walking shitpost

- claimed to be able to run faster than a panther

- he can stick his toe in his ear… and demonstrated it onscreen for us…

- just falls asleep in meditation classes bless him

- the entire city got flash-flooded within seconds so he just.. jumped straight in the water? because he felt like it? good grief

- and then a frickin evil yandere mermaid kidnapped him and he was just like yeah sure I’ll snog her

- (and then got distracted by thinking about a sharknado ripoff like seriously wtf was the syren episode)

- in the despair bear scene when sabrina was possessed and running after chloe, kim was basically like “if you want to brush her hair then yOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME FIRST” omg child

- oh and he thought he could outrun someone who was on rollerskates… and was a very sore loser when he lost… what even goes through his brain

- doesn’t know what a metaphor is. bear in mind his closest friend is smart enough to have built a sentient robot.

- did I mention him wanting to race a panther, I can’t get over how wild that was

- he just shows off about everything all the time just watch him in the background of like animan and zombizou and basically every other episode

- oblivious dumb dork, he could give adrien a run for his money

- did you notice that in copycat he saw marinette sneaking the phone into adrien’s bag? he knows. kim knows.

- ugh how could I forget he offered to teach a robot how to swim by kicking its arms and legs like a frog – a robot, who is allergic to water and only has one arm and that’s it

- when he took off his swimming cap his hair just sprung right back into perfection formation instantly it was great

- what an absolute ledge

I call this one "Double Kill"