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3 months ago

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so real golden kamuy

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kackbear

2 weeks ago

The text "Shen Comix: Untitled Wolf / Sheep Comic (The Whole Thing)". The word "wolf" is stylized with wolf grey, light grey, and brown, with the "W" having a wolf tail and the "F" being a wolf claw. The word "sheep" look like it's made of wool, with a sheep ear on the "S" and the "P" and two ribbons on the two "E"s (blue, then reddish pink) making them look like small sheep. Also, there is the head of a wolf in a sheep costume in the top left, and the head of a sheep in the top right.

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

Panel 1: A wolf is in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon on the neck. He's in a flock of sheep. He's thinking "Hehehe... They don't know I'm really a wolf."

Panel 2: A few of the sheep have approached the wolf. One is touching his 'wool', saying "oh my gosh, your wool is so soft!" Another is touching his ribbon, saying "and your ribbon is so pretty!"

Panel 3: The sheep are pulling him along with them somewhere, saying "c'mon, let's go dance in the meadow!" and "let's dance and graze!" He is smiling and beginning to blush.

Panel 4: Two wolves are sitting at a campfire. One has his head in his hands. The other is saying "It's been 4 days, where the hell is he."

Panel 1: A wolf dressed as a sheep with a yellow ribbon around his neck is dancing in a circle with a bunch of actual sheep, hands joined. They are all laughing merrily.

Panel 2: Closeup of the wolf laughing, having a good time just dancing together.

Panel 3: Still that closeup but he he now tied up in the dark somewhere.

Panel 4: We zoom out to see that he's tied up sitting on a rock in the forest, with two other wolves from his pack standing to either side of him. One is saying "we're definitely gonna have to do some 'de-programming' here."

Panel 5: The other wolf puts his head on the sheep-wolf's head and says "don't worry, buddy! We'll get you back to your regular wolf self in no time."

Panel 6: All three of them are now dressed as sheep and dancing in the circle.

Panel 1: A sheep is standing with a blank expression holding a hoof-glove in one of his hooves.

Panel 2: It's revealed that he took it off of a wolf in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon. Maybe he tried to take the wolf by the hand and the glove game off, revealing his wolf claw, which is now outstretched towards him.

Panel 3: The sheep has an expression of absolute horror looking at the wolf. He says "you ... y-your ..."

Panel 4: The sheep, still with a horrified expression, looks down at the hoof and yells "YOUR HOOF FELL OFF!!!!"

Panel 5: Two sheep are carrying the wolf on a stretcher and one is running alongside with the hoof glove. The wolf is holding his claw up vertically like it's a broken hand.

Panel 1: Sheep's POV. A wolf is holding out his paw, and the sheep is inspecting it with their hooves. The wolf, otherwise dressed in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon, also has the hood of the costume off, revealing his ears. Wolf is saying "See? I'm not like you."

Panel 2: Side view of the sheep and the wolf in a forest clearing as the sheep continues to inspect the paw. The wolf is sitting on a mossy rock, and the gloves that had disguised his paws as hooves are laying on the ground nearby.

Panel 3: Wolf's POV. The sheep begins looking at their own hoof. The wolf says "No."

Panel 4: The sheep begins tugging at the hoof, perhaps hoping to also find a cool paw like that under it. The wolf more sternly says "NO."

Panel 1: A wolf disguised as a sheep with a yellow ribbon is standing before a few other sheep. He has the hood of the costume off, revealing that he's a wolf. He's asking, "Now that you see that I'm different from you all ... can we still be friends?"

Panel 2: The sheep are mumbling among themselves, trying to decide what to do.

Panel 3: One of the sheep has a wide-eyed revelation and says "THE ELDER!"

Panel 4: The sheep talk off-panel, saying "That's right, we should as The Elder!" and "The Elder!" and "Let's ask The Elder!" The wolf has an air of innocent confusion, asking "who's the elder?"

Panel 5: One of the sheep is leading the wolf by the shoulders through the woods and into a clearing.

Panel 6: In the clearing is The Elder, who is an elephant and has maybe the worst sheep disguise yet. It's literally 3 pieces of wool strapped around him, one on his back, one on his belly, and one on his head. The one on the head also has fake sheep ears, despite his actual ears being massive because he's an elephant.

Panel 1: A full moon in the sky, with a couple of small clouds flanking it but not obscuring it.

Panel 2: A wolf in a sheep costume with a blue ribbon howls at it, going "AAOOOOoo".

Panel 3: He is joined by another wolf in a sheep costume (with a red ribbon), as well as a few sheep.

Panel 4: All of them (both the wolves and the sheep) are now howling at the moon together while a wolf in a yellow ribbon sheep costume observes from a distance. The yellow ribbon wolf has a blank expression -- not happy or sad, but maybe just sort of 'along for the ride' at this point.

Panel 5: It is revealed that an elephant, also in a sheep costume, is sitting next to the yellow ribbon sheep costume wolf. He is looking over at the wolf, while the wolf looks forward.

Panel 6: The elephant gives the yellow ribbon sheep costume wolf a reassuring pat on the head with his trunk, and also shifts his gaze forward. There is small text at the bottom reading 'thank you for reading!' and a smiley face.

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so cool shen comix

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kackbear

1 month ago

I Spy: Fantasy

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kackbear

2 years ago

STOP I ACCIDENTALLY BLOCKED A PERSON THAT I JUST ASSUMED WAS A BOT BECAUSE THEY FOLLOWED ME

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kackbear

4 months ago

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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kackbear

2 months ago

reblog to meow at prev insistently

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kackbear

1 week ago

Dom & Mor are back for season 2!

Read about girlfriends Morgan Chambers and Dominique Liu as they navigate daily life as a couple in NYC. Told in little snapshots, the comic shows their ups, downs, and how they support each other through the pains of life

You can read it on Webtoon!

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Dom & Mor

Morgan and Dominique are a couple living in New York. They've both been through a lot, but now they're enjoying their daily life together--

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kackbear

2 months ago

Egal wie gay du bist, mein russischer Nachbar ist Sergei.

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Ich hab den joke schon so oft bei Freunden gedroppt

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kackbear

3 months ago

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BEAUTIFUL!!! ninjago ninjago morro ninjago cole This is awesome losing my mind over this

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kackbear

1 month ago

man i love fishing

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love it

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Just chilling mostly reposting may or may not post art once in a while, tagged my arts and craft under #art for easy finding :) although there isn't much lol I'm 20 😜😼 Yes i am the german shitbear It's a mindset

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