Imagine Your Otp

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

Due to personal reasons I will be on your own business and the other day of school and college students and teachers.

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

“i have ended wars singlehandedly, brought gods broken to their knees, dragged the very lights of heaven down to the sand, but my greatest victory was always that i was what sparked your smiles.”

— i no longer wish to be remembered for my battles or my blood (via wearealsoboats)

#justaddmagic #ThisSeriesIsAwesome

Miss silvers is my favorite character.. I have a weakness for grumpy old women with a secret soft side

In 2009, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania stated that Australian wallabies had been found creating crop circles in fields of opium poppies, which are grown legally for medicinal use, after consuming some of the opiate-laden poppies and running in circles

In case anyone is wondering, here is what said crop circles look like.

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why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next