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Before kidnapping Sita, Ravana raped Rambha, Queen of the apsaras, and her husband Nalkuber cursed Ravana that if he ever raped another woman, his head would split in seven. This curse later protected Sita from the worst of Ravana’s torments. So I’d like a fic where Nalkuber goes off on Rama that if Ravana has raped Sita, his curse would have taken effect, and how dare Rama disregard a god’s curse, and what did Rambha suffer for then?

It lingers in Nalkuber’s memory, later; after all is said and done.

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Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

#and then crowley came up with something

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

19th Century Literary Heroines as Responses to “I Love You”

Emma Woodhouse: Who doesn’t

Eleanor Dashwood: I know

Marriane Dashwood: Thanks!

Jane Eyre: A horrible decision, really

Lizzie Bennet: *laughs nervously*

Catherine Morland: *laughs hysterically*

Margaret Hale: YEET

Fanny Price: I’m sorry

Anne Elliot: *finger guns*

Catherine Earnshaw: If only there was someone out there who loved you

@kaanhakisakhi, India :)

Agnijyotsna–Daughter of Fire [xxx]. 

Dear Mahabharat Fandom (and anyone else who may be interested in this post), I am conducting a survey on the worldwide influence of Mahabharat. If you have ever been impacted by anything or anyone related to the epic (books, shows, stories, Draupadi, etc.), please like/reblog this post. If you choose to reblog, do consider attaching your url and the country in which you reside to it. 

For example:  GhadiaKanya, USA.

I will dearly appreciate any and all help. Loads of love! -Surbhi

Your Mahabharata is a story of revenge, after all. The Pandava’s revenge.

good omens + richard siken quotes

“and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and touches you like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you don’t have a name for”

This is kinda hilarious, he's so clueless 😂😂♥️

“Who’s going to take care of me if I get on your wrong side and become jobless when I’m older?”