Aziraphale Once Decided To Gift Crowley A Plant, Because He Knows That Crowley Likes Them, And It’s

it occurs to me that many fans have never experienced the illuminated-capital illustrations in early Good Omens books.

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

my brain at 4am: but what if when aziraphale says crowley keeps him on his toes he means when they're kissing 'cause he's a bit taller

michael sheen, flying across europe, taking a cab to my house and kicking the door in: YES YES HE DOES

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

Bonus gif:

Sunflowers painted with Dr Ph Martin’s Hydrus Liquid watercolours, on Bamboo mixed media paper. Special thanks to Cee-Roo for letting me use his track “I’m So Happy” :)

Why are you determined to make me reread Pride and Prejudice for the umpteen-zillionth time?

Did someone say reread Pride and Prejudice for the umpteen-zillionth time?!

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.