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this reminds me of one time in AP Language

last quarter in my AP Lang class, my teacher asked "ok class, let's separate these sentences into its subject and main verb." (it was a two part activity, we were supposed to find the subjects of each sentence in a paragraph and then find a pattern. we never got to the "find the pattern" part that day)

it was getting increasingly obvious that most of my class forgot what a verb was. he asked people to point out a verb in a sentence, and some people said adjectives, nouns, or adverbs instead.

so he spent the entire hour reteaching the parts of speech lol.

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

hey pitbull and ne-yo

what the fuck do you mean "we might not get tomorrow"

in late 2000s/early 2010s music the stakes were so high every single night

Who's that Pokemon?

1 hr checkpoint! Head and body, two arms!

look at the little guy i just finished crocheting

zelda 2 is coming out tomorrow!!!!

aldis, huh?

I was being hunted for sport in an Aldi's.

wanna see some cursed math?

people are always saying that 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+... is equal to -1/12. that's stupid. why would adding positive numbers add up to a negative? so i decided to take matters in my own hands.

The sum of all natural numbers is 1.

(added some random stuff to make it even harder to understand)

explanation of last step

the sum (as n starts from 1 and approaches infinity) of 3n-1

= 2+5+8+11+14+17+20+... = infinity

the sum (as n starts from 1 and approaches infinity) of 2n

= 2+4+6+8+10+12+14+... = infinity

these sums are the same. so we divide both sides by

∞

Σ

n=1

to get 3n-1= 2n, so n=1

feel old yet? 10:36 was 0-24 hours ago

catch of the day [oc]