What If You Wore A Shirt That Featured A Picture Of You Trying To Claw Your Way Out Of The Shirt With

Other people: reading books normally

Me:

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay??? I got your picture?? I'm coming with you??? Dear Maria, count me in???

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Little miss agent of chaos over here just spilled my paint water all over my floor because i wouldn't let her drink it

i am begging screaming crawling on the floor in agony trying to manifest my moots to talk to me and we can be the bestest internet friends

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'