When You're Supposed To Be Asleep, But You're Staying Up On Your Phone For A Couple More Hours Instead

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

The nature of my art posting is I am multifandom and very into many different things, but one of them will always rise to the forefront for a few days/weeks before being usurped by another interest

love that even when i'm have one of my biggest breakdowns, i'm still a stickler for grammar and punctuation. like i'll be journaling all of my thoughts down with tears in my eyes and then catch a missing comma in the sentence

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

The masked fool and his uh… victim??

AHHHHHH PISCES FINALLY CAME OUT AND HOLY SHIT TROY DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!!!

i've literally been long awaiting this song since i hopped on the zodiac bandwagon starting all the way at gemini and now it's finally fucking here and i can't stop fanpersoning over it 🤩🤩

do give it a listen and possibly look for your own zodiac song if it's out already :DD

'almost christmas' ace attorney meme is really funny out of context, but within context it's just like so absurd and ridiculous and intense. going off of one (1) tiny clue from a person you KNOW to be unreliable at the best of times, desperately gripping on on to the sliver of hope, because when you first clock this discrepancy you're not entirely sure what it means but it's something, it's a chance, it's one possibility that might just be the thing that leads to the truth. and you say it and you're a lawyer in court and this is just such a patently absurd thing to say because like, yes, sure, what's the point? hello?? but this is all you have, this case has you fighting so hard in the trenches you're cross examining parrots and every tiny little thing matters and you refuse to give up on edgeworth. almost christmas means it wasn't christmas, almost guilty means it wasn't guilty.